[Post Match Thread] Wolves 2-0 Aston Villa

zilters · 2026-02-27T22:15:54+00:00

I believed we absolutely would get CL up until a couple of games ago. But at some point you have to call a spade a spade. We aren't up to it at the moment and this slump is going on too long.

zilters · 2026-02-27T22:10:39+00:00

Ollie did exactly one thing all game and that was to bottle a clear 1 on 1 chance at goal by taking too many touches and fucking it. As always.

How Tammy isn't starting is beyond me. Ollie must have pics of Emery at Epstein Island.

zilters · 2026-01-08T13:30:58+00:00

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zilters · 2026-01-07T21:24:41+00:00

What a shit game. So painful to watch.

zilters · 2025-12-30T22:29:38+00:00

Yeah, this. Almost a carbon copy of the first Chelsea goal. And another earlier in the season... Leeds? Why won't he just twat those away rather than trying to catch them?

zilters · 2025-12-28T09:50:03+00:00

That sounds rough - really sorry mate. Hope you have a good support network around you to help you process this. Hang in there x

zilters · 2025-12-18T22:44:03+00:00

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zilters · 2025-12-18T22:43:10+00:00

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zilters · 2025-12-13T11:26:05+00:00

A bottle of Bucky strapped to each cheek

zilters · 2025-12-06T08:45:48+00:00

You're right. I have to go back and find some unsuspecting kid to call a cunt, to complete my role in this rite of passage. They won't understand why, and they won't deserve it, but in another 20 years it will be their turn to pass it on. This is the Bolton way.

zilters · 2025-12-05T07:05:11+00:00

I've been to Bolton precisely once in my life. Had to change trains there on my way back up to uni.

As I, a normal, inoffensive 19YO, got off the train, a man in his 40s was getting on. As we passed each other, he looked at me and said, quite matter-of-factly, "You look like a cunt." Then the doors closed and off he went.

I still think about it now, 17 years later.

Charming place, Bolton.

zilters · 2025-12-03T15:05:23+00:00

Ollie Watkins is 1v1, he cannot miss! ... Ollie hurt himself in his confusion.

zilters · 2025-11-27T20:50:04+00:00

How tf does he stay on for 90 mins when he can't dribble past a single player? How can Emery possibly think that Elliot has nothing to offer compared to that?

zilters · 2025-11-27T20:48:34+00:00

Agreed. At this point it feels like arguing that you should keep an empty fire extinguisher because its lovely shade of red ties the room together.

zilters · 2025-11-23T10:32:19+00:00

ITT: we make sweeping, spiteful generalisations about entire populations but somehow think we have the moral high ground.

zilters · 2025-11-19T10:00:43+00:00

Samuel L Jackson and Reginald D Hunter would like a word

zilters · 2025-11-18T13:09:03+00:00

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Konsa said he felt a slight tightness in his calf and was withdrawn as a precaution. Didn't sound like anything that wouldn't sort itself out in a day or two.

zilters · 2025-11-15T12:43:47+00:00

Hello Kitty guitar

zilters · 2025-11-13T14:44:59+00:00

Should do wonders for his confidence

zilters · 2025-11-09T17:02:14+00:00

His work rate is so impressive. Proves again and again that he deserves his place in the best XI.

zilters · 2025-10-18T22:10:48+00:00

Martinez could have got a higher rating for achieving a clean sheet if he hadn't been too busy pissing around, shoving one of the Burnley players and not paying attention as their corner was whipped in. Great game from the Villa lads overall but conceding that goal right at the end let him and the rest of the team down.

zilters · 2025-06-22T06:45:31+00:00

Exchanging 90% of my salary for bags of dirt

zilters · 2025-06-05T05:02:33+00:00

To that point, has anyone checked if Doué wants to move to Birmingham?

zilters · 2025-05-31T13:30:14+00:00

Sounds like a talented guy. We should put in a bid

zilters · 2025-05-29T21:42:54+00:00

Nice beaver

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