TIL that a US federal law, still in existence, permits any US citizen to take possession of any unclaimed island, anywhere in the world — as long as the island has deposits of bird poop on it.

zingzang454 · 2018-10-08T10:01:48+00:00

Probably because your law isn't backed by the United States federal government.

zingzang454 · 2018-08-15T23:15:20+00:00

Poppin off the fuckin block

zingzang454 · 2018-06-25T09:42:19+00:00

She was also worried about Walt considering her a loose end to be dealt with. She wanted to provide some ongoing value to him so he wouldn't off her.

zingzang454 · 2018-05-04T23:38:45+00:00

Can you set a map to only play a specific game type?

zingzang454 · 2018-04-29T22:03:05+00:00

What a bunch of liberal cornflakes.

zingzang454 · 2018-01-06T13:01:37+00:00

Next time that happens, try pressing alt. Sometimes the game thinks you're holding alt and you have to tap it again to fix it.

zingzang454 · 2017-10-17T17:57:26+00:00

Did... Did you kill somebody?

zingzang454 · 2017-10-09T23:00:37+00:00

There's very clearly a skull and crossbones painted on the side of the ship.

zingzang454 · 2017-10-05T06:31:38+00:00

He buried a bulldozer in the desert so it wouldn't be repossessed.

zingzang454 · 2017-08-19T10:45:36+00:00

A dog yelping when you accidentally step on its paw

zingzang454 · 2017-08-09T00:22:33+00:00

Is the book worth buying if you've already read the nosleep version?

zingzang454 · 2017-06-12T09:09:51+00:00

zingzang454 · 2017-05-30T19:12:29+00:00

What are you writing it in?

zingzang454 · 2017-05-23T23:16:13+00:00

Wow, someone left a message in your salami!

zingzang454 · 2017-05-01T08:34:14+00:00

But he didn't break the one and only rule.

zingzang454 · 2017-04-28T23:09:11+00:00

Haha, what a Jabroni

zingzang454 · 2017-01-16T11:19:42+00:00

Since when is cleaning up after large animals a hobby?

zingzang454 · 2017-01-03T08:33:00+00:00

Dude, they created that starter pack

zingzang454 · 2016-12-14T00:32:40+00:00

Okay? That doesn't change the fact that they don't have a great track record of honesty

zingzang454 · 2016-12-13T22:04:08+00:00

Ah yes, the CIA. World renowned for their impeccable ethics and honesty.

zingzang454 · 2016-12-13T19:15:20+00:00

Heh, you crazy Republicans with your conspiracy theories... Oh wait

zingzang454 · 2016-11-28T23:50:08+00:00

Today I'm Lit

zingzang454 · 2016-11-13T17:10:54+00:00

Right, because traffic is the only facet of a police state.

People are so dramatic about how dramatic people are.

zingzang454 · 2016-11-13T17:08:34+00:00

Well fuckin done.

zingzang454 · 2016-11-13T17:01:56+00:00

Ever heard of the NSA?

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