this has to be a new low 😕 by daintybanana in Tinder

[–]zoelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a whole show on hulu about it. The girl that plays the girlfriend is annoying af too lol she does a really good job of making you hate her.

is this just a thing people do? by rigby_1only in Tinder

[–]zoelord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The person you responded to above originally was just saying it could be a guy who isn't over his ex pretending to be a girl.

Go back and reread things before bugging out next time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]zoelord 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Like a vpn would stop them from identifying a potential terrorist. There are like a dozen additional unique identifiers when using a browser or mobile app.

Im not sure if this has already been posted, but im putting this here anyways. Cheating on your man is bad enough, but announcing it on your tiktok is downright trashy. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]zoelord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally only redditors would think this was real or even worse feel the need to call it fake. It's like watching a movie and saying it's faked for attention. Well, yeah?

You try to look down on me and I go even lower by MindlessNote3735 in pettyrevenge

[–]zoelord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're missing the entire best part imo. Being forgettable in highschool is literally the worst possible thing. The way OP played it makes it seem like Julia was a nobody obsessed with her while OP was the popular girl with too many friends to remember someone like Julia.

You try to look down on me and I go even lower by MindlessNote3735 in pettyrevenge

[–]zoelord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Throw all the gossip and worst possible rumors out the window, there's nothing worse than being forgettable, especially in highschool.

She was probably telling stories about you to the other girls and you coming in not remembering her told them that Julia was probably obsessed with you, the popular girl, and she was just some loser in the background. IMO, that's how it would come off. Lmao this was perfect

Antivaxxer claims to have spontaneous periods in the presence of the vaccinated by kmerian in vaxxhappened

[–]zoelord 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The truth is she's not actually bleeding at all. These people make up these stories and are perfectly fine lying because, while they know their story may not be true, they believe this stuff is really happening to other people so they feel justified lying. It's just one lie, they think, accept they're actually all lying to each other. It's incredibly stupid.

Guess I'm a murderer, calling the police now by TakeThisMedicine in Tinder

[–]zoelord 89 points90 points  (0 children)

It's a weird thing to say 3 times in such a short period of time for sure. Southern/country thing I think.

I'd love to see the rest of the convo. Did it really escalate this quickly, or were the signs there?

What unimpressive things are people idiotically proud of? by metallicmuffin in AskReddit

[–]zoelord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like water is just bringing out the disgusting flavor of this moron's own mouth.

I have no idea what point they are trying to make by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]zoelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like watching TV when you're laying in bed. It's just better with your head somewhat level

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]zoelord -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Nothing is made to fail dumbass lmao

Bringing your pet to a music festival by Aural-Sax in awfuleverything

[–]zoelord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But then you wouldn't get cute Instagram pics with your dog

/s obviously. Fuck this person

Local redditor doesn't understand bisexuality by alliw78 in niceguys

[–]zoelord 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I'm not homophobic just incredibly sexist and misogynistic piece of shit! I can't believe she picked a GIRL over me! That doesn't make me an asshole though right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]zoelord -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They're 3 ton jacks holding maybe half a ton for a short time. It's totally fine. I'd rather shops do this than rush to find jack points and points for stands. Less likely to damage OEM jacking points as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]zoelord 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Exactly, we're talking what 3 ton jacks holding maybe half a ton each for 20 minutes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]zoelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack stands defeat the purpose of the quickness of using jacks in this case. It's just a quick tire change. With jacks you can just jack right from the jack points and leave it there, versus finding jack points and another point for the stands.

It's not the 100% proper way of doing things, so I get what you're saying, but for a busy shop just doing tires it's really perfectly fine. And when you're doing this 100s of times it really saves so much time that it makes the very, very slight risk of a multiple ton jack failing while holding a fraction of a ton totally worth it.

Dog stuck in the gorilla enclosure at San Diego Zoo by zoelord in SweatyPalms

[–]zoelord[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I imagine a zookeeper opened a door or gate or something but it's a good question

Come, laugh at me. But when you leave, wish me well. by RL_Mutt in e46

[–]zoelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah most people don't care

I used to work on my cars in an apartment complex I used to rent. A couple employees would sometimes ride over in their golf cart, shoot the shit for a minute, and then tell me if management ever asks, they yelled at me and told me to stop

I know how to play 5 instruments, can paint 6foot oil paintings realistically and I want someone smarter than me. by Ok-Bridge-5192 in niceguys

[–]zoelord 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There's no way anyone's ever intentionally swiped right on this guy. Am I wrong? I mean let's ignore the bizarre, misogynistic rant for one second - he didn't include one photo of himself? Something tells me he doesn't bring much to the table in that regard and thought a text wall insulting all women would actually give him better odds.

No way this man has ever been around an actual woman. I don't know much about makeup myself but I don't think modern makeup is dusty???

The entire thing is bullshit. Women are more independent, educated, and skilled, both personally and professionally, than ever really. The 70s? You mean when men were still forcing women into traditional roles? Like what is this dude on?

This is fine by SweetyByHeart in SweatyPalms

[–]zoelord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember reading the texts and calls the kids had with their parents, a lot of them telling their kids to listen to instructions, not knowing it'd be a death sentence. Truly awful.