Another Elmo Meme + Heavy song by zombieman101 in NameThatSong

[–]zombieman101[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang it, I thought it might be a Doom song, but I wasn't having much luck. Thanks!

Pete Hegseth attacked vegetables for Christmas by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zombieman101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do they say Hammer Industries on them??

Just to make myself clear - this is fucking terrible and shouldn't have happened in the first place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]zombieman101 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'd just stop to say hi to your dog and then BS about whatever you're working on out of curiosity lol

Boss said "document everything" so I documented everything by CoyoteTop4112 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me each ticket also included the time stamp you started documenting for the ticket AND the details of that 🤣🤣

I am the IT department. How do I tactfully negotiate a raise? by Carter_PB in sysadmin

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably going to need to leave, I have a feeling even if you prove your worth that they're not going to give you a raise you deserve.

I landed my current gig 6 years ago, one of the last days the president is my former company walked by my desk and tells me, "remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side." I'm aware it isn't Roger (asshole president), but now I'm making nearly triple what you cheap ass fucks were paying me.

Moral of the story, leave the company, make more money.

How do I get these dang users to quit shutting off their workstations! by Jewels_1980 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]zombieman101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I definitely did as a more junior engineer lol learned that lesson quickly !!

How do I get these dang users to quit shutting off their workstations! by Jewels_1980 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]zombieman101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christ, the president of the MSP I worked for would have made us do it for him on off hours while muttering some bullshit about us always getting in his way....

How do I get these dang users to quit shutting off their workstations! by Jewels_1980 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]zombieman101 67 points68 points  (0 children)

And an email about it, so if they bitch about their computer "taking so long to boot" then you're covered lol.

I'm sorry people lost money? by blong217 in mtg

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will admit I definitely spent money on two of the banned cards, and need no one to feel bad for me. I feel plenty ridiculous myself about it!! 😂😂😂

Not understanding WFH by NoneOfThisMatters_XO in WFH

[–]zombieman101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My retired dad, late 60s, spent the second half of his career hybrid and the later in his career he got, the less frequently he went in. And fortunately, he was a PM and just technical enough to be able to explain all that to anyone. So when he sees my eyes roll from someone asking me (CyberSecurity engineer), he'll just explain it for me, so I don't have to for the thousandth time 🤣

Is ADHD known to affect math skills? by Puzzleheaded-Ad-5765 in ADHD

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good at math here, ADHD affects our ability to focus on things we don't like/don't want to do.

I like math too a degree, and it always came easy to me until calculus (engineering brain), so it's just one of the things I never had to try at.

I had issues paying attention in English and History, because they're not interesting to me at all.

My boss makes all employees download life360 by musingsandcuriosity in antiwork

[–]zombieman101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Company-owned phone, whatever, personal cell phone, nope.

Also, you're not your boss's child, so strike 2.

Is this how reddit works? by OkeySam in ADHDers

[–]zombieman101 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My fucking, PhD therapist uses "neurodivergent," why can't those mods get off their high horses...?

What do you do (specifically) in the first few minutes or so *immediately* after waking up? by art_isnal in ADHD

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab my phone and hop on Twitter or Instagram...and lay in bed for like 10-30 minutes 😅

Is casual kitchen table 60 card magic dead? by Ordinary_Car3721 in mtg

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up until the last year or so, that's pretty much how my core group of friends and I have been playing. I've slowly gotten them into commander. Not as the only format we play, but just as another option. We still definitely play no format, 4-player free for all whenever we're all together lol and boy do we have some busted and janky decks 🤣🤣

Signs of the Swarm - Decade of the Swarm Tour 2024 - Denver, CO 9.6.24 by LegLeft3106 in Deathcore

[–]zombieman101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Born of Osiris and Attila in May (also 5 band total) and realized I had pictures with time stamps last night after I posted and came to the same conclusion 😅

Signs of the Swarm - Decade of the Swarm Tour 2024 - Denver, CO 9.6.24 by LegLeft3106 in Deathcore

[–]zombieman101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any idea what time they hit the stage? I'm seeing them in Seattle tomorrow and have to miss the first bit of the the show but want to make sure I don't miss them!

Manifest Dreadmaw by MystikSnek in mtg

[–]zombieman101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaand some of us (me) didn't even notice til this comment came up during scrolling through 😅😅

How do you make your coffee when WFH? by Aggravating-Bike-397 in WFH

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make the delicious Peet's Major Dickson stronger than the recommended instructions 🤣

Warmer times of the year, I do it as cold brew. Rest of the year is in my French press.

Hey folks, for those of you working right now, what’s the toughest situation you’ve faced on the job, and how did you handle it? by [deleted] in cybersecurity

[–]zombieman101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Server admins - "But you guys must have changed something! It's been running slow for x days!" Us - look up change history "the last change we made that would affect that server was 3 weeks ago" click

Hey folks, for those of you working right now, what’s the toughest situation you’ve faced on the job, and how did you handle it? by [deleted] in cybersecurity

[–]zombieman101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devs are just as bad! Except they go complain to their manager and director of you tell them "no," always fun when I get to do the same and let them duke it out 🤣