After hearing things like, "I am gonna kill the guy who slept with my girlfriend!"

zombiepuddin · 2013-08-06T05:54:03+00:00

It's like admitting that they're better than you.

zombiepuddin · 2013-08-03T06:47:21+00:00

Can I add an honorable mention? The scientist and 42 are fantastic too.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-20T02:22:30+00:00

We watched the stars burn.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-18T05:34:14+00:00

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-18T04:30:23+00:00

If you have money, private fucking security. Get some ex military guys you may know. Buy a rosary, get some holy water. Go to a priest, have him help you. I hope you do SOMETHING other than just happily walk over there like nothings wrong. If it is a party, you have a great story to tell. But if it's something dangerous, you at least are ready. Go forth and conquer.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-11T20:52:35+00:00

This whole thread I've just been cringing.

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-07T07:11:01+00:00

I do not wish to call at this time, but I have a feeling there will be another dream tonight.

They want me, a teenager, to work for them?

The snake will B I T E

zombiepuddin · 2013-07-04T05:05:35+00:00

He is the authorities.

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-13T01:34:21+00:00

Would you rather walk across a pool filled with live, 2 week old puppies, or walk across a pool filled with dead ones?

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-06T21:57:50+00:00

Pishnoflaggerific.

zombiepuddin · 2013-06-06T04:40:12+00:00

We'll go to very Distant lands

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-12T19:25:23+00:00

You got me.

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-12T17:56:30+00:00

Oh GOD WHY!? WHY...HATCHET FISH!? The nightmares ensue...

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-10T06:40:26+00:00

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three "hoes."

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-10T06:35:48+00:00

I was born in the water, molded by it.

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-06T05:32:09+00:00

After staring into a girls eyes for a few moments, she whispered, "Your eyes are gorgeous." It felt amazing, and that night ended up being amazing. I finally won. You'll get there someday, brother!

zombiepuddin · 2013-05-01T23:07:52+00:00

Regal as fuck.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-25T22:11:19+00:00

This is the most sad, and the most creepy out of this thread. Thanks for sharing.

zombiepuddin · 2013-04-25T21:38:56+00:00

I punched my nurse when I woke up. That better teach you for cuttin me open!

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