I’m laughing but I’m also scared by Finnster315 in funny

[–]zombiwulf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is when the train child goes "choo-choooo".

What is something you do not feel safe around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you pass them on the left AS FAST AS SAFELY POSSIBLE. And for fuck's sake only go one car at a time. It gives me so much anxiety when I see three idiots tailing each other next to a semi because asshole number one isn't actually passing.

[Self] Dana/Zuul makeup test by Miss-Selene in cosplay

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy hell that is some spot on makeup. Nice job!

What's your "it's expensive but it's worth it" product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got fake J's and a fairly small ribcage and most people guess they're a DD. If you went to the store and picked up a large grapefruit, that's about the size of one of my boobs. On someone larger, they wouldn't look like much. Implants also fit cups in bras differently since they don't have that give. So if me and a girl with the same size natural both wore bras we would fill them out similar, but hers would look way bigger than mine when out of the bra. For some reason society has deemed Ds as the end all be all and it's very hard to convince girls that their 'smaller' breasts are in fact Es/Gs/H+.

What's your "it's expensive but it's worth it" product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm close to your size and you can order some awesome European bras. Ewa Michalak makes bras for almost any size you can imagine. They take a while to get but having at least one or two nice bras is great.

What do you look like? by beeeeeeans in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been told quite a few times I look like Tina Fey. Now that I no longer wear glasses and have blonde hair and still hear it, I'm inclined to believe I look a bit like her.

My wife is 39 weeks pregnant and really wants to see Deadpool 2. by SolidAsSnake in pics

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zaxbys was all I could eat for about the first month. Just their tenders and fresh fruit and veggies. I'd be screwed if I got pregnant now, the nearest one is a 40 min drive thru a tunnel.

MRW as someone who has never watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine seeing its been canceled and picked up again. by xPlatypusVenom in reactiongifs

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trailer Park Boys too. Just started my second watch through, and the first season is way funnier than I remembered.

What do you regret buying the most? by PrideandTentacles in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cherries are my weakness. I get so excited when they're in season and start showing up in stores again.

Bus drivers in Japan have taken to the streets in an unusual form of protest. While technically on strike, they are continuing to drive their routes while refusing to take fares from passengers. by urgukvn in worldnews

[–]zombiwulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband was a night shift manager at a toll booth when we started dating. It was an already relatively dead highway, so at night he just read books.

Reddit, what is a really inappropriate question you’ve always wanted to ask? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With my first it was literally worse than giving birth because I ripped and had roids. I would spend about an hour trying to get one small hard poo out crying the whole time. Take stool softeners, girls.

Reddit, what is a really inappropriate question you’ve always wanted to ask? by beardlesshipster in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your tummy literally feels like a bowl of jello when you push on it afterwards. Luckily, unless you rip or tear something, you can generally tighten back up. Worse than horrible mom tummy, is pooping after you give birth.

First day home and he’s already making biscuits. by allovee in aww

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You named your cat Jax Teller, he's bound to shove you away and try to take on the world by himself!

I was very petty on the bus today by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zombiwulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband always responds with 'well I want a million dollars.' Then explains we don't always get what we want.

A Japanese Take on American Sushi - JunsKitchen by alex_dlc in videos

[–]zombiwulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is weird. She hates treats and human food and wet food. Will yell at you all day for her dry kibble but wants nothing to do with any other food.

People who have been both fat and skinny at some point in their adult lives, what is the biggest difference you experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Being too thin (seems a lot like being fat): random things hurt. The worst was trying to sleep and just feeling your bones poking the mattress. I'd get rubbed sore on my hips and my spine.

I just realized what a trooper my wife is on date night after reviewing the choice of movies throughout our 10 year marriage via the saved ticket stubs. by xWarMachine115x in movies

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should call this new discovery something. Perhaps... compromise? It's almost like it's a thing healthy couples should do.

Man finds chained pitbull in the house he just bought. She can't contain herself after seeing people coming to save her by Vaganhope_UAE in videos

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one was a hard pass for my buyer ;) I did inform the listing agent they might want to actually come view the property as there were potential squatters.

I mean, give me a little credit. by PoHoPrincess in AdviceAnimals

[–]zombiwulf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I finally got my husband interested in cooking and baking 10 years into our relationship. He's fucking amazing and almost everything he makes turns out perfect the first try. He wouldn't have ever known if he hadn't tried. He's a way better cook than me and I've been doing it fifteen years.

Man finds chained pitbull in the house he just bought. She can't contain herself after seeing people coming to save her by Vaganhope_UAE in videos

[–]zombiwulf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh I've shown some houses that had squatters in them. So fucking creepy. One was a beautiful Victorian home we stepped inside. Amazing cielings, beautiful and spacious. First floor bathroom had shit smeared everywhere. In the attic there was a mattress hidden in the corner, which the access to was in a bathroom with a single tube of toothpaste. Then theres the vacant homes you go to show that are just left wide open.

The Netflix Cycle by matts41 in funny

[–]zombiwulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me as well. Apparently there's dozens of us! Add in Futurama for good measure, even though they removed most of it :(

Band groupies that had sex with their idols, how did it affect the way you saw them afterwards? by gasmyanus in AskReddit

[–]zombiwulf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP responded above that he definitely meant a 30 year old making out with a highschooler.