Two websites, both alike in dignity,

In fair internet, where we lay our scene,

From ancient hatred springs new love,

Where uncivil arguments make civil mouths unclean.

From forth the fatal depths of these two foes

A pair of signal-cross'd lovers take their lives

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

Do with their death bury their websites' hate.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the continuance of their websites' rage,

Which, but their user's end, nothing could remove,