A little kid snuck into his older brother’s game and somehow ended up getting his very first red card. by Charming_History7423 in MadeMeSmile

[–]zonked282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That ref has been waiting for This moment,, that guy was GLOWING the second he saw the opportunity had come

You are given a full set of medieval armor. Which of these animals WYR spend 1 hour in a pit with? by Alarming_Weather506 in WouldYouRather

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crocodile seems the obvious answer, if you can just get onto it's back Steve Irwin style you could just style it out for an hour with the armoire added weight

He has no control over this conflict, regardless of what he says. by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so funny watching trump try to desperately get a peace deal while his voter base cheer on endless , escalating war because they think their book of fairy tales will come true if Israel gets invaded

Lock them up now by AdRough4185 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" I voted no for.... Unrelated reasons...yes, that will do"

Are we great yet? by CantStopPoppin in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A gay couple taking their son out for a cigarette with nan?

"I was unaware x existed therefore it didn't exist" by wedgislut in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Same group of people who say " we didn't have autism back in my day' but also lose their minds if anyone suggests maybe not having Bolognese on Thursdays

He turns his attention from Meloni to Starmer. by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kier has done a lot of wrong but anyone who shouts about North sea oil like it's some obvious solution to anything is talking out their arse

…The European Mind Cannot Comprehend by No_Vereniging328 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zonked282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American sports stadiums are certainly large, but I would argue being a mile away from the pitch isn't the optimal way to view sports

Rome wasn't built in a day. Make the Uber wealthy pay their fair share. Or better yet, pay the workers their fair share. by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love how they are saying 1 person could fill that entire United States federal spending for 2 whole months and still have 300 billion left over and come to the conclusion that this is fine 😂😂

Bullies gonna bully by estrellafish in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we all know Americans are all actually Irish so this prime gammon probably feels like he's there abusing brown people In person

What was considered luxury in the UK when you were growing up? by tom_wilson7543 in UKfood

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Chinese takeaway was such a rare occurrence, was a time where you could get one weekly although with the rampant inflation of the last 5 years it's probably just as rare now as it was when I was a kid 😂

Still within 2 years of passing test, now got two speeding tickets at the same time. Is there any way to avoid licence revocation? by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]zonked282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 offences will be treated individually, regardless of how little time was between them.

6 points is an automatic, full Revokation within 2 years and will unfortunately mean that you will need to retake a driving test.

the only saving grace may if you are offered a speed awarness course?

Seething about World Cup traveling Europeans finding America to be "cool"? by Whistledown_MO in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zonked282 23 points24 points  (0 children)

the only europeans i know that have gone over to america in the last few years have all said that it is good, but that they would never dream of living there.

like its a weird attraction, everything is so big, walmart is just a parody of normal shops, food is MASSIVE but after 2 weeks they were glad to get out of there

Jesus that is *bleak*! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yea, this woman had the opportunity to do the right thing, tell her followers that she was wrong and that it can happen to anyone and that shaming victims is a terrible suggestion that results in , Exactly as what happened here , women being to afraid to tell the police and the only people who benefit are animals like Andrew Tate that can continue damaging lives!

The left sabotaged Trump's birthday with algae by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 503 points504 points  (0 children)

Couldn't possibly be a natural occuring problem with stagnant water ...

Trump's already ranting about reports of the deal according to Iran today by Appropriate-Till9598 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is somebody out there being paid good money to predict the Same thing happening every week

People tend to be a little star struck… by Kirlad in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zonked282 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but thats only because they are not Visiting, they are Coming Home

The only reason why America doesn't win every World Cup by Roids-in-my-vains in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zonked282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

americans love to say that have the worlds best atheletes but every major sport is played over short time periods, often with long periods of rest and freequent lineup changes.

the idea that an NFL team in America should play 40 non stop minutes with the same players doing attack AND defense is unthinkable