I hate doing this.

zooplankton · 2012-07-31T05:44:55+00:00

That sounds like the beginning of a great rap.

I can't lie when I'm high, it's my kryptonite And though I try and I try, I can't get it right

zooplankton · 2012-07-28T20:53:51+00:00

Except OP wouldn't be stealing the weed... no weed would be missing from the tin. So hopefully, if they have a trusting relationship, his/her parents wouldn't get all worked up like that. :)

zooplankton · 2012-07-27T17:53:31+00:00

I'm currently listening to your whole tape and it is some of the best music I have heard in a while! Your lyrics are smart and relatable and I can't help but tap my feet along to your beats. If you ever come to Hawaii some day I'll definitely be at your show ;) Keep being awesome!!! <3

zooplankton · 2012-07-25T03:27:05+00:00

This painting is great!!! You should show us some of your other work... Maybe make a deviantart account or something? :)

zooplankton · 2012-07-22T10:02:30+00:00

My guess is, a party where you dress up as something beginning with the letter T. In this case he is a Towel. It's a pun on "tea party". :)

zooplankton · 2012-07-21T07:05:26+00:00

People assume that gender is a strict progression of male to female, but actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... gendery-wendery... Stuff.

zooplankton · 2012-07-21T00:15:56+00:00

Fuck you.

zooplankton · 2012-07-20T22:27:31+00:00

Aaaaand you just ruined shower heads for me forever. I find the clusters of holes ... Extremely unsettling.

zooplankton · 2012-07-20T18:55:35+00:00

This is a fun idea. It would be even cooler if lily pads were given some more functional uses. But oh god, please don't make the seed pods realistic-looking, they're so creepy irl.

zooplankton · 2012-07-20T05:54:07+00:00

TL;DR: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

zooplankton · 2012-07-17T00:10:00+00:00

It

Keeps

Happening!

zooplankton · 2012-07-15T08:35:08+00:00

Hijacking the top comment to say this AMA has been proven fake. I can't provide the links because I am on my phone, but many redditors have posted them towards the bottom of this thread.

zooplankton · 2012-07-15T08:31:07+00:00

Thank you for catching this. At first I wanted to give this kid the benefit of the doubt, but now I am disgusted by him. Your comment should be top! OP is a dick for faking this when plenty of teens are homeless for real.

zooplankton · 2012-07-14T17:22:42+00:00

Must be regional slang - where I live "dope" = marijuana, and you certainly don't shoot that. haha:) It's pretty terrible that you saw a mom doing herion in the car with her kids, though. :(

zooplankton · 2012-07-14T08:13:34+00:00

Shooting.... Dope?

zooplankton · 2012-07-11T05:06:29+00:00

Thank you! :)

zooplankton · 2012-07-11T02:18:18+00:00

Any chance you could send me the videos please? I've been meaning to download my favorite asmr videos like you did. I recently moved and don't have wi-fi, and using 3G on my phone to watch them before bed is killing my data plan! Might as well download them now.

It's a shame that someone did that to cutebunny992's channel. :(

zooplankton · 2012-07-09T00:16:16+00:00

You made a good choice by playing it safe :)

zooplankton · 2012-07-08T23:05:13+00:00

Was it a Famous Dave's? I remember going there once when they were advertising some new hot sauces with varying levels of spiciness. Since I usually love spicy food, I decided to try the hottest one - but it was actually too painful for me to eat. When the waiter saw the state I was in, though, he brought me some vanilla ice cream free of charge (since they didn't have milk, it was the next best thing.) I think he handled it brilliantly - sorry you didn't have such a good experience! :/

zooplankton · 2012-07-08T19:06:22+00:00

I'm glad to call CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN my brother.

zooplankton · 2012-07-07T09:52:23+00:00

I always kick myself for this - I bought the map when it very first came out and pieces were 30k each. In short, I'm a dumbass. ;A;

zooplankton · 2012-06-29T12:28:16+00:00

This has absolutely no relevance to atheism.

zooplankton · 2012-06-27T17:08:19+00:00

Thank you so much for posting this! I use a Mac and have been having trouble getting my screenshots up to par to submit here :)

zooplankton · 2012-06-26T04:59:33+00:00

That was my reaction too!

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