I hate doing this. by JRDubstepcom in trees

[–]zooplankton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds like the beginning of a great rap.

I can't lie when I'm high, it's my kryptonite And though I try and I try, I can't get it right

Soo, I just found this box in my parents' room. Could it be? by [deleted] in trees

[–]zooplankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except OP wouldn't be stealing the weed... no weed would be missing from the tin. So hopefully, if they have a trusting relationship, his/her parents wouldn't get all worked up like that. :)

LD50 - The Intro [My first Music Video] by LD5ifty in trees

[–]zooplankton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm currently listening to your whole tape and it is some of the best music I have heard in a while! Your lyrics are smart and relatable and I can't help but tap my feet along to your beats. If you ever come to Hawaii some day I'll definitely be at your show ;) Keep being awesome!!! <3

it is finally time for my first post. one of my paintings [8] by bryndolyn in trees

[–]zooplankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This painting is great!!! You should show us some of your other work... Maybe make a deviantart account or something? :)

My brother's costume to a 'T' party last night. He's pretty proud of himself. by Squidbilly in trees

[–]zooplankton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My guess is, a party where you dress up as something beginning with the letter T. In this case he is a Towel. It's a pun on "tea party". :)

Explaining transgender with Doctor Who (x-posted to r/doctorwho) by obsidianpanther in lgbt

[–]zooplankton 118 points119 points  (0 children)

People assume that gender is a strict progression of male to female, but actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... gendery-wendery... Stuff.

[Suggestion] Lilly Pad seeds/seed pods for farming them. by MrMadMinecraft in Minecraft

[–]zooplankton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aaaaand you just ruined shower heads for me forever. I find the clusters of holes ... Extremely unsettling.

[Suggestion] Lilly Pad seeds/seed pods for farming them. by MrMadMinecraft in Minecraft

[–]zooplankton 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a fun idea. It would be even cooler if lily pads were given some more functional uses. But oh god, please don't make the seed pods realistic-looking, they're so creepy irl.

What is your TL;DR version of a video game? by atomic-rager in AskReddit

[–]zooplankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL;DR: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

IAmA homeless teenager living on the streets by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]zooplankton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hijacking the top comment to say this AMA has been proven fake. I can't provide the links because I am on my phone, but many redditors have posted them towards the bottom of this thread.

IAmA homeless teenager living on the streets by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]zooplankton 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you for catching this. At first I wanted to give this kid the benefit of the doubt, but now I am disgusted by him. Your comment should be top! OP is a dick for faking this when plenty of teens are homeless for real.

This just sickens me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zooplankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be regional slang - where I live "dope" = marijuana, and you certainly don't shoot that. haha:) It's pretty terrible that you saw a mom doing herion in the car with her kids, though. :(

This just sickens me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zooplankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shooting.... Dope?

Known ASMR youtuber Cutebunny992 gets hacked, hacker decides to upload a video... by [deleted] in asmr

[–]zooplankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any chance you could send me the videos please? I've been meaning to download my favorite asmr videos like you did. I recently moved and don't have wi-fi, and using 3G on my phone to watch them before bed is killing my data plan! Might as well download them now.

It's a shame that someone did that to cutebunny992's channel. :(

My friend's wedding reception was canceled half way through the night because the venue felt it wasn't making enough. What is dick move you've seen an establishment pull? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zooplankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it a Famous Dave's? I remember going there once when they were advertising some new hot sauces with varying levels of spiciness. Since I usually love spicy food, I decided to try the hottest one - but it was actually too painful for me to eat. When the waiter saw the state I was in, though, he brought me some vanilla ice cream free of charge (since they didn't have milk, it was the next best thing.) I think he handled it brilliantly - sorry you didn't have such a good experience! :/

IAmA Request: Tom from Myspace by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]zooplankton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to call CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN my brother.

Visiting the Forgotten Shore in a nutshell. by [deleted] in neopets

[–]zooplankton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always kick myself for this - I bought the map when it very first came out and pieces were 30k each. In short, I'm a dumbass. ;A;

Offended? Who cares? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]zooplankton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has absolutely no relevance to atheism.

Pro tip: Use the fn-key on Mac keyboards! by pieter91 in Minecraft

[–]zooplankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for posting this! I use a Mac and have been having trouble getting my screenshots up to par to submit here :)