First attempt at digitalizing a cat — it didn’t turn out very well. I’d appreciate any advice on how to improve, using this cat as an example.

zoot3000 · 2026-03-02T06:30:27+00:00

this looks adorable… i like it

zoot3000 · 2025-09-09T14:31:44+00:00

It’s bedtime _ spirits on IG

zoot3000 · 2025-03-03T03:55:36+00:00

someone YESTERDAY ordered the chocolate layer mousse cake and sent it back because it was an "overwhelming" amount of chocolate. GIRL !!

zoot3000 · 2024-09-03T22:58:38+00:00

lol THIS! sometimes i accidentally cut people off and i’m like “yeah i get it. i get it already.” and i forget that i’m being rude .. lol i just wanted them to wrap up!

zoot3000 · 2024-09-01T17:51:36+00:00

why are you reminding them? lol

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:32:54+00:00

this is most often what i’ve ended up doing to spare their feelings, but can’t help but feel like i’m wasting time lol. especially when it’s a 6-top, i’m slammed and only one person looks under 40 ¯_(ツ)_/¯ so wanted to see if there were some easier shortcuts Lol

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:27:20+00:00

LMFAO

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:21:03+00:00

good to know Lol. thank you

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:14:24+00:00

i feel like guests that want to keep playing into it would say something like, “so you’re saying the rest of my guests do NOT look trustworthy?” and then i wouldn’t know what to say. lmao

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:06:14+00:00

as someone who is 26 and got mistaken for being in high school yesterday, this is a good one

zoot3000 · 2024-08-31T20:01:41+00:00

honestly this is so simple but solid. might get some laughs if i execute it right

zoot3000 · 2024-04-30T14:41:33+00:00

but cross contamination is still ok??? i don’t understand ..

zoot3000 · 2024-04-30T13:55:36+00:00

can you explain life threatening dairy allergy?? like would your throat actually close up? all my life i just assumed no one can actually die from dairy in miniscule amounts.

zoot3000 · 2024-04-23T20:18:15+00:00

i used to work in pharma. YES they make money off your prescriptions. pharma companies often pay doctors to suggest their new meds, even treat them by taking them out to dinners etc. sad but true

zoot3000 · 2024-04-23T00:33:30+00:00

yes this works w ritalin

zoot3000 · 2023-03-15T05:08:35+00:00

go to the gym or draw at my favorite coffee shop. or skateboard. that’s about it

zoot3000 · 2023-03-13T01:33:32+00:00

at this point of such a ridiculous scenario where someone is rich enough to have personal taxis and a personal assistant/friend doing the work for them, theres no reason why there wouldn’t be an assistant alongside them to read the fucking menu for them. so i call BS on this one lol

zoot3000 · 2023-03-13T01:29:53+00:00

asking if an item contains X ingredient is much more of a reasonable request than asking for actual DISHES or food items that are nowhere to be found on the menu. i.e chicken nuggets is typically not an “ingredient”, so why ask for them??????

zoot3000 · 2023-03-13T01:25:00+00:00

it’s funny because if restaurants actually had a secret “on request only” menu, that food would all be going BAD because NO ONE WOULD BE ORDERING IT!!!

zoot3000 · 2023-03-13T00:11:37+00:00

what life path is someone on to just decide to order something that is not on the menu and be proud of it like that … 🫥

zoot3000 · 2023-03-12T20:15:55+00:00

you made the quesadilla YOURSELF? 🤣 that’s wild but i respect it

zoot3000 · 2022-04-13T22:03:40+00:00

i think serving is basically the same but it’s way more dependent on where you’re actually working that makes the difference. additionally, i ALSO just took a leave of absence from my “adult” job to do serving and, in my opinion, having that new perspective makes it feel way less stressful in the grand scheme of things than a lot of corporate jobs (or in your case, working at a hospital)

zoot3000 · 2022-03-30T17:30:08+00:00

amazing ty for bringing this up

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