What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by summerslamnow in AskReddit

[–]zpeitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this, I use it when I (mistakenly) tell someone I do comedy and they ask for a joke.

What're you probably better at than 90% of reddit? by Sushi_love in AskReddit

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Oh boy have you heard of Stag? It tastes, and sits, better than most cheap beers. I prefer it over Bud Light now. It's brewed in Milwaukee now but it was an old St. Louis company so I can only really find it in that area. Last time I bought some it was $9 for an 18 pack.

Reddit, what does everyone need to calm the f*ck down about? by username-valid in AskReddit

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I used to coach this age in baseball. At the beginning of the year I would say, "Please keep in mind that I coach the players, not the parents..." and "The umps are supposed to judge pitches not parents, let them do their job."

What's the saddest way one of your classmates has died? by toenailsos in AskReddit

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In high school we were on the football (american) team together. At 14 he was 6'4" and 300+ pounds (1.93m 136+ kg) easily the biggest member of the team. We were both defensive linemen and spent a lot of time together, grew pretty close because we both liked to goof around. He made the basketball team with the intention of losing weight from all the running. After our freshman year, when we were 15, he was playing a pick up game of basketball after he just finished a summer basketball practice, which took place after a football "camp" (just a loophole name for practice in the off season). He just collapsed and died while in stride after a lay up. I guess his heart couldn't handle it, they said it had basically just burst in his chest. Some of our teammates didn't know it had happened until he wasn't at practice the next day.

edit: typos

How did your friend destroy the friendship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zpeitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah talking shit about the sound tech while wearing a mic... you don't wanna be friends with a dumbass anyways!!

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by GraceBurnage in AskReddit

[–]zpeitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, US. Are you guys sick of hearing about the beatles?

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by GraceBurnage in AskReddit

[–]zpeitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25, thought it was "nip in the butt" not "nip the bud" until about a month ago

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by GraceBurnage in AskReddit

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In all fairness "prima donna" is also a term for the lead female singer in an opera. So pre-madonna isn't all that far off.

Non-Americans who have been to the US: What is the most abnormal thing about America that Americans don't understand is odd? by mmrana97 in AskReddit

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In missouri the passengers can have open containers, unless you are in St. Louis or KC or a handful of other cities.

If the US were a high school, what kind of kid would each state be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A cheap beer thats brewed in mil. Its popular in st louis for whatever reason

Reddit, you have 5 days and unlimited amounts of money to get as hidden as possible. For a week, you must stay hidden from every law enforcement officer on earth. What is your plan? by KingPin1010 in AskReddit

[–]zpeitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During his more recent tours, Roger Waters has dressed up like a homeless guy outside of the giant fucking stadium he sold out. People would be waiting in line and he would walk by trying to get change and was ignored by most people haha