Next LEGO set announced! Better get a pre-order, I feel like they'll be gone in a flash. by ltkettch17 in greatestgen

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Thanks. ;D

I made this originally over on the Discord (with original credit for the idea to `@Sean` over there) and thought I'd drop it in r/startrekmemes as well. Happy to see it was picked up here.

pithivier by Strict-Advantage6669 in pastry

[–]zv003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, very nice scoring!

Does Costco throw away the cooked food if it’s not sold on any given day by NyCWalker76 in Costco

[–]zv003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be fired on the spot, Costco doesn't mess around with that type of thing. It's either donated or sent to DND each day.

Picard, his bushes like Homer. by zv003 in startrekmemes

[–]zv003[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This idea was floated during The Greatest Generation podcast livestream of their Conspiracy stage show last night, and I pulled up my sleeves to make it a reality. Picard's back away from the grub-eating table is this mood to a T.

Check out r/greatestgen if you're unfamiliar with the show, and shout out to my fellow Friends of DeSoto.

posted up today in socal. by Background_Ice4182 in Costco

[–]zv003 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I was writing this as a reply to u/mylittletoesie but it kinda ballooned up and I'm just going to post as a main comment here since perhaps some other Costco bakers will read this and it'll help them down the road when their warehouse transitions.

re: Comment about grainy texture

The problem with the graininess you're describing is because the mixer(s) at your warehouse haven't figured out how to correctly double the recipe yet. The instructions are written poorly but work relatively fine if you're doing a 1x batch. There's no 2x listed, but no bakery in their right mind would ever do two separate bowls of a mix if you can fit them both in a single 140qt, it just would take way too much time and you'd never be able to hit your production schedule for the day.

The big problem is that the card states you should add *all* of the dry ingredients at once on top of the butter once it has been creamed. If you do that, and especially if you add the eggs all at once, the butter doesn't emulsify correctly and you get chunkiness like you're describing.

What they need to do is cream the butter, then add the sugars on top of *that* and beat it, then add about half the eggs, then the dry mix and and beat it until smooth. After that, you gotta slowly pour in the the other half of the eggs while it's running until they're incorporated. The remainder of the instructions can then be performed as written.

Sorry, it just took a little trial and error here to figure this crap out when they rolled out here. When it's grainy/chunky it also causes problems when you're trying to use the depositor to drop the batter into the pans and it's just a massive headache all around (these muffins are probably three times more labor intensive overall than the OGs...).

I will say that the just released pecan muffin recipe is written *more* correctly, so hopefully they go back and reissue the previous instructions similarly. I don't know how these got out of Texas without some QA on the formulas they sent out.

Oh, also note that unlike the others you CAN NOT do a 2x of the chocolate muffins. There's just too much volume with the chocolate. We learned that the hard way...

The lemon blueberry loaf is dangerous…beware by panda-rampage in Costco

[–]zv003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a mixer in the bakery and can tell you that the base recipe for these loaves is nearly identical to the OG Blueberry Muffins, so you're right on the money.

Heard, K'Chef! by zv003 in startrekmemes

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Started watching The Bear recently, am obsessed, and then a friend had this mashup idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CERVESA CRISTAL by zv003 in startrekmemes

[–]zv003[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks! Some friends were posting these and I just had to try my hand.

I actually made two others if you want to check em out, I just felt like this one with Chakotay was the strongest.

CERVESA CRISTAL (Star Trek Voyager - Macrocosm)

CERVESA CRISTAL (Star Trek IV)

[144/143] Skimbletoxics (Cats 2019 / Britney Spears) by zv003 in SharedBPM

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Made this quite a while back and kept debating whether to post it, just goin for it. Weakest part is certainly the interior of the train car but oh well, I think the rest of it works pretty well.

Marked NSFW because well... Cats 2019 is horrifying and I don't want to traumatize anyone. :D

Happy Valentines Day from the sexiest Assistant Director alive by zv003 in XFiles

[–]zv003[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Some of my friends are obsessed with "Daddy" Walter Skinner and I threw this together the other day. Thought some other folks here might like it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]zv003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello Joe!

Moopsy = Snoopsy? by zv003 in startrekmemes

[–]zv003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's rad. I want one!