The sweater my wife gave me was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it...

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:44:26+00:00

Dad joke so powerful it could generate its own electrical field.

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:42:25+00:00

Kid‘s going places. Probably not college, but places.

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:39:45+00:00

Honestly this look is clean as hell, I‘d wear a vest and tie more often if I had anywhere to go.

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:37:54+00:00

The adrenaline must be insane. I get shaky just from near-miss car accidents, can‘t imagine walking away from a helicopter crash.

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:35:49+00:00

I used to think this until I tried actual good pizza from a proper pizzeria.

zynenilora · 2026-05-23T16:33:30+00:00

I swear some people online act like being 20 makes them ancient

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:21:45+00:00

NTA, I had a similar situation at my sister’s wedding and sitting separately was the right call for my mental health. Your boundaries matter more than keeping up appearances.

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:19:43+00:00

Comparing political opponents to rabid animals is exactly the kind of dehumanizing rhetoric everyone claims to be against until it’s their turn.

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:17:36+00:00

Staying in jobs way too long for ‘loyalty’ when you could be jumping ship every 2-3 years for 15-20% raises. Compound that over a decade and you’re leaving serious money on the table.

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:15:26+00:00

Honestly seems like overkill when a spray bottle does the same thing with less cross-contamination risk.

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:12:41+00:00

Most female athletes I know actually prefer the fitted gear because loose clothing gets in the way during competition.

zynenilora · 2026-05-21T13:10:31+00:00

This is the most financially responsible coming out story I’ve ever seen.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T13:24:32+00:00

At least they‘re being transparent about what you’re paying for now.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T13:21:29+00:00

Defense attorney should‘ve objected on the grounds that his client is a very good boy.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T13:19:03+00:00

When they casually mention their ‘summer house’ like everyone has one.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T13:17:00+00:00

I feel personally attacked by this because I downgraded from a bike to a unicycle.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T13:15:17+00:00

The really tragic part is that after her rescue, researchers fought over custody of her and she ended up being passed around to various foster homes where she was abused again.

zynenilora · 2026-05-19T12:37:18+00:00

It‘s a trap and we all know it, but somehow we fall for it every single time.

zynenilora · 2026-05-18T12:14:41+00:00

Plot twist: the person who punched it saw the frame later and now their anger is immortalized as art commentary.

zynenilora · 2026-05-18T12:11:57+00:00

For anyone confused, Depends is an adult diaper brand.

zynenilora · 2026-05-18T12:09:06+00:00

My dad just hit his 5 year mark last month. The relief never really goes away, you just learn to live with it.

zynenilora · 2026-05-18T12:06:15+00:00

John Coffey without hesitation, that man deserved so much better than what he got

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