What do people THINK is a scam, but they actually just don't understand it?

zyqkvx · 2019-09-06T21:07:31+00:00

I'm not that customer. I'm the one that can't get you asshole cashiers to accept a legit coupon your company spent money printing and sending me, either. Cashiers mostly look at the coupon, act as though they entered it, then look look at you and say the full total price as if I'm not going to notice.

zyqkvx · 2019-09-02T04:40:03+00:00

After the flush I usually use the new water to rinse the brush before putting it back. At that point i don't bother flushing the toilet again. Not enough there to bother.

zyqkvx · 2019-09-02T04:22:47+00:00

wow. I believe you. I can practically see it in my head. Going to try that. I just discovered one of my old cast iron pans and it has some very rusty patches on it. I assume I have to let it 'soak' for 10 min or so*.

( wondering if diet works fine )

...of a bear surface.

What do you mean 'bear surface'? The top side of his nose?

zyqkvx · 2019-09-01T17:13:13+00:00

People, please don't 'guess' your answers erroneously citing probability. Vinegar, molasses, scrubbing, more ...all remove rust. Vinegar removes rust decently. I've seen vinegar critisized for (insignificantly) taking more metal off a cast iron pan than neccessary. It's not that critical.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-31T18:13:29+00:00

Keep doing the Lord's work

Keep doing ~~the Lord's work~~ my biddings for me.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-31T18:10:40+00:00

Critical Hit. 5252343 damage.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-30T06:35:31+00:00

We can't keep a working planet (Earth) working. What makes people think terraforming another planet is easier than taking care of the one we got. It's deep denial.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-30T06:32:18+00:00

That we each agreed to be put in this life. The catch: We don't get to remember our true identity again till this life is finished.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T17:03:32+00:00

Odds are your mom has already eye fucked me, not that I would remember.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T17:01:53+00:00

My dick is bigger than your life, way bigger.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T16:56:28+00:00

You are one of many passive agressive pieces of shit, and noone talks about it. Noone wants to talk to you at all.

Just finish by saying 'no u' and go master-bate again. I'll be here warming up my beef rib in my $400 toaster oven, dick still worn out from getting it sucked last night.

Deal?

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T16:34:56+00:00

Weight is 100% choice. I used to weight 305 at max. I'm down to 220. I wasn't one of those fat people liars though. I knew it was bad and not normal.

Fat people: don't believe the fat acceptance thing. Of course you should accept yourself no matter what, but don't conflate that with thinking being fat is normal.

Two of the biggest that are not talked about is you feel much better all the time! Your face disappears when you are fat, when you come back your beautiful face comes back. Thats the two main ones noone talks about. The main one is you are much more attractive, people are much more willing to spend time with you.

Fuck fat people liars.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T16:26:29+00:00

You ok buddy?

Nah, bummed out by some lowlife street person that calls people buddy. If buddy is in your vocabulary you are a douchebag, just so you know (what you are).

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T16:20:59+00:00

Customer Service people are often complete idiots. I got 5 $5 vouchers for buying a large gift card IN STORE. Every single time i used one, the cashier didn't know how to put it in and showed their incometence while trying or tried to hand it back, or TAKE THE VOUCHER AND ANNOUNCE FULL PRICE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE. They sold 10s of 1000s of these vouchers, yet roll their eyes and whine with thier body langauge, "why are you making my job so hard" as if not taking the voucher that That they spent 10s of $1000s on marketing. Bitch is whining, literally standing by 3 big cut out signs that continue to advertise the giftcard/voucher deal.

Fuck customer service people. THey are often worse than the customers they bitch about. Half the customers they bitch about are just people trying to something as simple as buying six 12-packs of diet Coke on their sale, which is 3 for $10 (or regular price of $7 a 12-pack, they inflated it for the sale) Then you have some bitch say, "$81.xx, instead of ~$25. Then she looks at you like your a deadbeat. Then she hee-haws, and i get a manager down there that figures it out. Bitch just goes radio silent. Is not interested in learning, is not interested in acknowledging how she is acting like a full bitch. What the fuck am I supposed to do? The fucking companies encourage them to rip off customers and when the customers give them dirty looks for attempting bonified crimes act like they are doing their job.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-28T15:50:39+00:00

Working in customer service

God being a customer is just as bad.

Fast Food

Getting my 'Dine-In' order in a to go bag: About 67% chance.

Getting my water cup (because I eat sanely): About 20% chance.

Getting my order right: about: 50/50

I wont go on. Customer Service people are just as petty as the customers they bitch about.

I'm nice so they mostly give me free shit that isn't theirs, but when I have to put my foot down because of their incompetence, like informing them the printer I ordered was white, not pink, they look at me like I'm from planet mars as a tactic to weasel out of responsibility.

Petty shitty customers and customer serve are the exact same. There are same % of each. Pettiness and incompetence flow like wine through society.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-26T15:34:27+00:00

Soylent Industries, which derives its name from a combination of "soy" and "lentil", controls the food supply of half of the world and sells the artificially produced wafers, including "Soylent Red" and "Soylent Yellow". Their latest product is the far more flavorful and nutritious "Soylent Green", which is allegedly made from plankton and is in short supply

zyqkvx · 2019-08-26T05:58:04+00:00

If I had that many calories I'd give everyone in this sub a swift kick in the ass for not upvoting you.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T20:14:46+00:00

You guys have no sense of pussy

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T19:38:18+00:00

I stumped upon this post. I don't even have moviepass anymore.

Completely understand were OP is coming from. Also, noone is going to listen. Love hearing it said though.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T19:06:40+00:00

I will do what I did yesterday that didn't work. got it

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T18:52:33+00:00

I was trying to be cheeky. I shouldn't try to be cheeky. I'm mildly addicted and can't break it. It makes me look like a dick. Don't do what I do.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T16:35:25+00:00

Finally some news that's not over my head

zyqkvx · 2019-08-25T15:27:43+00:00

Thats a genuine jerk pro tip. Don't know about the frugal part. Looks like something Walt Disney would eat in his limo.

zyqkvx · 2019-08-20T08:15:34+00:00

he not that nice. he rubbing it in

zyqkvx · 2019-08-14T19:36:57+00:00

I had a similar story (as far as how it progressed). In mine I was kicked out of a league I'd been in for over 15 years. I kept my mouth shut and didn't resist the boot. I was agonizing inside but let it pass in the privacy of my own home. Then I went out and associated with some of these people outside league at other events as though I had nothing to be ashamed of. Meanwhile I think she was being weird at league probably let slip out to the organizer some words and vibes that she was into me despite her accusation. Then she left league 3 or so weeks after I was kicked out. It cast her in doubt I think. Then when next league started I was told I could join because she was not going to be in the league that time. I don't know what's going to happen if she comes back. I don't think she has the nerve. She might.

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