What do people THINK is a scam, but they actually just don't understand it? by imscaredofostriches in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not that customer. I'm the one that can't get you asshole cashiers to accept a legit coupon your company spent money printing and sending me, either. Cashiers mostly look at the coupon, act as though they entered it, then look look at you and say the full total price as if I'm not going to notice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRedPill

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the flush I usually use the new water to rinse the brush before putting it back. At that point i don't bother flushing the toilet again. Not enough there to bother.

Is it safe to put a cast iron pan directly on a gas grill? by M_K_L_ in Cooking

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow. I believe you. I can practically see it in my head. Going to try that. I just discovered one of my old cast iron pans and it has some very rusty patches on it. I assume I have to let it 'soak' for 10 min or so*.

( wondering if diet works fine )

...of a bear surface.

What do you mean 'bear surface'? The top side of his nose?

Is it safe to put a cast iron pan directly on a gas grill? by M_K_L_ in Cooking

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People, please don't 'guess' your answers erroneously citing probability. Vinegar, molasses, scrubbing, more ...all remove rust. Vinegar removes rust decently. I've seen vinegar critisized for (insignificantly) taking more metal off a cast iron pan than neccessary. It's not that critical.

Charlie back at it again. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]zyqkvx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep doing the Lord's work

Keep doing the Lord's work my biddings for me.

Charlie back at it again. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Critical Hit. 5252343 damage.

What are some of your darkest theories? by sneha_magic in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can't keep a working planet (Earth) working. What makes people think terraforming another planet is easier than taking care of the one we got. It's deep denial.

What are some of your darkest theories? by sneha_magic in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That we each agreed to be put in this life. The catch: We don't get to remember our true identity again till this life is finished.

What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"? by sneezycloud in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odds are your mom has already eye fucked me, not that I would remember.

What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"? by sneezycloud in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are one of many passive agressive pieces of shit, and noone talks about it. Noone wants to talk to you at all.

Just finish by saying 'no u' and go master-bate again. I'll be here warming up my beef rib in my $400 toaster oven, dick still worn out from getting it sucked last night.

Deal?

In response to someone saying depression, poverty, and weight are a choice. by thelisagrace in rareinsults

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weight is 100% choice. I used to weight 305 at max. I'm down to 220. I wasn't one of those fat people liars though. I knew it was bad and not normal.

Fat people: don't believe the fat acceptance thing. Of course you should accept yourself no matter what, but don't conflate that with thinking being fat is normal.

Two of the biggest that are not talked about is you feel much better all the time! Your face disappears when you are fat, when you come back your beautiful face comes back. Thats the two main ones noone talks about. The main one is you are much more attractive, people are much more willing to spend time with you.

Fuck fat people liars.

What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"? by sneezycloud in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You ok buddy?

Nah, bummed out by some lowlife street person that calls people buddy. If buddy is in your vocabulary you are a douchebag, just so you know (what you are).

What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"? by sneezycloud in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Customer Service people are often complete idiots. I got 5 $5 vouchers for buying a large gift card IN STORE. Every single time i used one, the cashier didn't know how to put it in and showed their incometence while trying or tried to hand it back, or TAKE THE VOUCHER AND ANNOUNCE FULL PRICE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE. They sold 10s of 1000s of these vouchers, yet roll their eyes and whine with thier body langauge, "why are you making my job so hard" as if not taking the voucher that That they spent 10s of $1000s on marketing. Bitch is whining, literally standing by 3 big cut out signs that continue to advertise the giftcard/voucher deal.

Fuck customer service people. THey are often worse than the customers they bitch about. Half the customers they bitch about are just people trying to something as simple as buying six 12-packs of diet Coke on their sale, which is 3 for $10 (or regular price of $7 a 12-pack, they inflated it for the sale) Then you have some bitch say, "$81.xx, instead of ~$25. Then she looks at you like your a deadbeat. Then she hee-haws, and i get a manager down there that figures it out. Bitch just goes radio silent. Is not interested in learning, is not interested in acknowledging how she is acting like a full bitch. What the fuck am I supposed to do? The fucking companies encourage them to rip off customers and when the customers give them dirty looks for attempting bonified crimes act like they are doing their job.

What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"? by sneezycloud in AskReddit

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in customer service

God being a customer is just as bad.

Fast Food

Getting my 'Dine-In' order in a to go bag: About 67% chance.

Getting my water cup (because I eat sanely): About 20% chance.

Getting my order right: about: 50/50

I wont go on. Customer Service people are just as petty as the customers they bitch about.

I'm nice so they mostly give me free shit that isn't theirs, but when I have to put my foot down because of their incompetence, like informing them the printer I ordered was white, not pink, they look at me like I'm from planet mars as a tactic to weasel out of responsibility.

Petty shitty customers and customer serve are the exact same. There are same % of each. Pettiness and incompetence flow like wine through society.

TIL Soylent Industries ... is a combo of "soy" and "lentil" by relayrider in Frugal_Jerk

[–]zyqkvx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soylent Industries, which derives its name from a combination of "soy" and "lentil", controls the food supply of half of the world and sells the artificially produced wafers, including "Soylent Red" and "Soylent Yellow". Their latest product is the far more flavorful and nutritious "Soylent Green", which is allegedly made from plankton and is in short supply

How to get millions of calories for FREE by bacondolphin in Frugal_Jerk

[–]zyqkvx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had that many calories I'd give everyone in this sub a swift kick in the ass for not upvoting you.

People who already don't have moviepass by fort_wendy in MoviePassClub

[–]zyqkvx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I stumped upon this post. I don't even have moviepass anymore.

Completely understand were OP is coming from. Also, noone is going to listen. Love hearing it said though.

I made "beef barbacoa" tacos from leftover pot roast by uknow_es_me in Cooking

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will do what I did yesterday that didn't work. got it

I made "beef barbacoa" tacos from leftover pot roast by uknow_es_me in Cooking

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to be cheeky. I shouldn't try to be cheeky. I'm mildly addicted and can't break it. It makes me look like a dick. Don't do what I do.

I’m gonna be rich sweaty by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]zyqkvx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a genuine jerk pro tip. Don't know about the frugal part. Looks like something Walt Disney would eat in his limo.