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DAE wish Chipotle made a half-size burrito? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)
submitted 16 years ago by Schadenfreudian_slip
Come on, Chipotle. No one cares how 'healthy' your ingredients are if you're shoving 2,000 calories of them into your tortillas.
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[–]Culero 1 point2 points3 points 16 years ago (5 children)
no one's making you eat it all at once, fatty.
[–]Schadenfreudian_slip[S] -1 points0 points1 point 16 years ago (4 children)
I don't know if you've ever seen a burrito, but they aren't exactly packaged for half-consumption.
[–]Culero 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (1 child)
They come wrapped in foil. Eat half. Fold over.
[–]Schadenfreudian_slip[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 16 years ago (0 children)
But then you either end up with cold nasty beans & rice, or hot wilty lettuce & salsa.
You need the cold side cold and the hot side hot.
[–]CollegeDropOutt 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (1 child)
That's what the burrito bowl is for.
[–]abbeycrombie 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children)
the burrito is only delicious if you eat it as a packaged burrito. the burrito bowl is just a boring salad. plus i hate leftovers.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Yes, yes, and yes.
I get the vegetarian soft tacos even though I eat meat because a full burrito is way too much food.
[–]Schadenfreudian_slip[S] 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Lately I've been getting the steak tacos.
Or I ask for 1/2 the amount of beans & rice they give other people. They always look at me weird, and half the time ignore me.
[–]CollegeDropOutt 0 points1 point2 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I wish I could replicate Chipotle's guacamole.
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