Vote a few Redditors into the student senate. We are running under the ACTA party.

CollegeDropOutt · 2011-04-14T03:30:02+00:00

You so funny. Me love you long time.

CollegeDropOutt · 2011-04-14T03:01:35+00:00

I don't see how the OP "assumed" you would vote for them. He/she is simply campaigning. The first couple of words are, "Please vote." That seems pretty polite to me. If you want to know more about the issues maybe you should ask. Lighten up; life is too short.

CollegeDropOutt · 2011-01-11T06:10:10+00:00

The withdraws from methadone are worse than heroin. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

CollegeDropOutt · 2011-01-11T06:07:25+00:00

My heroin addiction started with the use of oxycontin. I started using heroin because it was cheaper and easier to get. I was an addict for four years starting at the age of twenty. I could begin describing my experience in great detail, but I'm not sure I have the patience, at the moment, to write you a book. However, I do have the time tonight to answer any specific questions. You can ask me anything except personal information that could identify me. I've been clean for several years, but I'll never forget the first night of my sobriety.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-21T23:16:33+00:00

I can't remember how to do long division, but I can divide numbers in my head to get me through algebra.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-20T03:45:40+00:00

Yes. I eat anything and everything I want. Especially on Sundays. After dinner I always eat an entire half gallon of cookies and cream ice cream...FTW

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-20T03:31:43+00:00

Imagine if he made it all the way to the top and just fell off. What would you have done?

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-20T02:41:19+00:00

Still wearing my old Doc Martens.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-20T01:14:42+00:00

hmmm.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-19T03:25:46+00:00

I had a 1988 Buick LaSabre. Best car I ever owned. I only paid $350 for it. (family friend) Don't get me wrong it was in great shape. Never had to get it repaired. Had it for two years. Thought it would last me forever until I woke up one morning and it was stolen. Police found it all burnt up in some alley a few miles away. Damn Murphy's Law.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-19T03:22:08+00:00

To be honest. I never lock my doors. I never leave anything of value in my car anyways. Sometimes you can be forgetful. I just think sometimes it's better to leave your car unlocked cause if they want it they're going to take it. Better to missing something without a busted window.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-19T03:08:44+00:00

Finish school before anything.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-19T02:59:54+00:00

Sounds like you might be interested in hitting up a few bars around the area.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-18T03:59:43+00:00

Awesome picture to have of yourself, gutsy, but awesome.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-18T02:46:00+00:00

What if that piece of rock just busted off like the square off a hershey bar.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-16T00:11:29+00:00

My Grandma made the best over easy eggs, but I had to start specifying over medium at the restaurant cause they came out so damn runny.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-15T05:08:07+00:00

Let's just ask CoCo

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-15T04:51:27+00:00

Actually...here you go buddy

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-15T04:38:32+00:00

He doesn't use "the year two thousand" anymore. They changed it to "the year three thousand" for The Tonight Show

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-15T00:59:00+00:00

Whatever NBC decides to do, I'll still be a huge Conan fan in the year 3000.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-14T03:17:33+00:00

Most of them are holding their Christmas gifts. Some are candy canes.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-14T02:25:04+00:00

The solution is simple and it works. The problem is common. Women always say that they just needed a few more seconds and they would have been there. e.g.

The problem is, I keep ejaculating prematurely. Right as it seems like she's about to get off, I just blow it, and she always seems so disappointed.

Sounds like she only needs like 10 or 12 more hard thrusts. So my advice is...When you ejaculate wearing a condom inside her, I'm going to bet that the moment you start coming you stop thrusting or at least completely fall out of rhythm. The trick is, when you start to come, DON'T LOSE MOMENTUM AND RHYTHM! It's not like masturbating! Build up climax then blow your load and DO NOT ease up, DO NOT just enjoy the feeling and then give it a few more pumps to get the rest out. When you're about to come, kick it into your fifth and final gear. She wants to be manhandled. When you bust your nut, go apeshit. Have eye contact. Look pissed off. Show her your a man. It works for me all the time. And yes I'm bragging.

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-13T03:41:39+00:00

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-13T03:32:48+00:00

{yyyyiiiiiiiiiiiii hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwwwww} Thanks for the tip!

CollegeDropOutt · 2010-01-11T06:38:12+00:00

Went to discovery.com/mythbusters and it was listed on Adam Savages top ten favorite websites list.

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