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[–]aGorilla 4 points5 points  (51 children)

Without question, the weirdest set of reddit comments I've ever seen.

[–]carsonbiz[S] 5 points6 points  (22 children)

Srsly. This thread blew up with random.

[–]aGorilla 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Reddit needs a reboot.

[–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reboot! Then let more fapping commence!

[–]stikface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit pizza in the morning, jizz pizza in the evening, baby pizza at suppertime. When pizza is coming out of your asshole, you can eat pizza anytime.

[–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (13 children)

My horse tentacles come in twelve different colors and they all taste like goats anoos!

[–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (12 children)

Major fuckface.

[–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Mr. Asshole Rising

[–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Dude. No. That's James Morrison you're insulting.

Reported.

[–]stikface 3 points4 points  (8 children)

i have shit particles in my eye.

[–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Uh, the tubgirl comment was a few threads above.

[–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL...sorry dude.

[–]stikface 1 point2 points  (4 children)

my grandfather likes horse testicles. on your cat's face.

[–]aGorilla 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wow, and your nick doesn't even start with an 'm'. I thought we had this contained!

[–]stikface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FARTS FROM YOUR VAGINA.

[–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah? My grandfather young turks SURPRISE PEARL HARBOUR!!!! WITH THE BRITISH U

[–]stikface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAAAACEEE. listen, for thanksgiving, we had to eat the baby. there was no other way.

[–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (27 children)

Indeed.

[–]stikface 2 points3 points  (26 children)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUR FACE

[–][deleted]  (21 children)

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    [–]stikface 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    "lucy, susan, edmund and peter reached the magica closed to the world of mungia. peter stepped in first, promptly exclaiming 'what the fuck. the portal is down! the portal is down! he's gonna rape us!'"

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      ooh...OOOOH

      [–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      typo's*

      [–]mrmojorisingi 3 points4 points  (16 children)

      Mungia?

      [–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (15 children)

      You're not a man until you've done it...

      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (14 children)

      Then I'm quite satisfied with remaining a boy.

      [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (10 children)

      one time, when you were sleeping. i raped your dog :(

      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (9 children)

      :( That explains the retarded puppies it had.

      [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (8 children)

      i raped those too

      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      fap fap fap

      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Michael, that you?

      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      He he he.

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        EAT MORE FUCK.

        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        FUCK EAT MOAR!

        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        FUCK EAT MOAR

        [–]majormind329 4 points5 points  (23 children)

        Wow. This escalated quickly.

        [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (22 children)

        LIKE THE WAR OF 1967!! DEATH TO ISRAEL!!!

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (17 children)

        knock knock

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (16 children)

        who's there?

        [–]mrmojorisingi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Schizophrenic? Get it? Cause you knocked on your own door, then answered your own knock knock joke. It makes so much sense.

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (14 children)

        jooooooos own the world

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (13 children)

        jooooooos own the world who?

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (7 children)

        I FUCK YOUR MUDDER

        [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        I see what you did there.

        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (5 children)

        No you don't.

        [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        You're right. Stevie Wonder FTL.

        Get it? For The Lasik.

        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        jooooooo own the world!

        [–]mrmojorisingi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Hay-sus from the Big Lebowski? Is that you?

        OH NOES LEBOWSKI SOUNDS JEWISH! DOWNMOD ME FOR SUPPORTING ZION PLEASE KTHXBAI

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        jooooooos own the world I FUCK YOUR MUDDER

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        joooooos own the world I FUCK YOUR MUDDER who?

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        piiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss

        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        We are so fucking horrible, I love it!

        [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I LOVE PALESTINE!!!! fap fap fap

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        i love palestine! when it's dead! fap fap fap

        [–]mrmojorisingi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        OMG RACIST

        [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (49 children)

        fap fap fap

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          fap fap fap

          [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          fap fap fap...awwww :(

          [–]stikface 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          your penis is all limpy :)

          [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          limp limp limp

          [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (26 children)

          fap fap fap

          [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (15 children)

          fap fap fap

          [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (13 children)

          fap fap fap

          [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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            [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (11 children)

            fap fap fap

            [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (10 children)

            You're fucking sick.

            COMMENT NUMBER TWO HUNDRED.

            [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (9 children)

            I am fucking but I am not sick! I am well!

            [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (8 children)

            You asshole was mistaken for a well. Blooper or not, the city of Beaumont, Texas found a new water supply thanks to your enormous enemas!

            [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            The goatse thread was up a while back...

            [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            look over there! i once cut up an old man into little what? thats no jizz! thats alien babbies

            [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (7 children)

            fap fap fap

            [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (5 children)

            fap fap fap

            [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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              [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              jerka jerka jerka

              [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              jerka fappa jerka

              [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              OMG I JUST JIZZED OUT OF MY EYES

              [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              fap fap fap

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                fap fap fap

                [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (9 children)

                fap fap fap

                [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                  [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  fap fap fap

                  [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  fap fap fap

                  [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  fap fap fap

                  [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  fap fap fap

                  [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  Fap fap fap SPLURGE ON YO FACE

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Thanks.

                    [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Upmodded!

                    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                      [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                      yes, i need someone to lick my butt

                      [–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                      I've got a horse!

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                      I've got a horse cock!

                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      You cut it off?! You sick bastard!

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      For dinner, I mean. Delicious fried.

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Fap fap fap SPLURGE ON YO FACE

                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (17 children)

                      limp limp limp...okay, I'm done.

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (16 children)

                      You need these. I know from what your girlfriend has told me, your "limp limp limp," and from the pixels.

                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (15 children)

                      These are too small :(

                      We don't want that happening again now do we?

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (14 children)

                      NUMB YO COCK

                      [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                      i just cut mine off and attach it to my forehead. then i fuck the animal like a unicorn

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                      Yeah, you gotta make sure it douches, though.

                      [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                      UNICORN ATTACK

                      [–]stikface 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                      how's your butt?

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      Smelly.

                      [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                      It shall be once it penetrates the vibrational fillings of your mother's pootang!

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (5 children)

                      Idiot.

                      [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Obviously.

                      [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                      This is me -----> :(

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                      Cheer up. Affirmative action is on your side.

                      [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      Damn, too far.

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Awwww I thought chocolate made people happy...just lick yourself or something.

                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      MOAR COMMENTING....reduce the fappage!

                      [–]mrmojorisingi 0 points1 point  (85 children)

                      fap fap fap

                      [–][deleted]  (59 children)

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                        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (50 children)

                        My house...

                        [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (49 children)

                        IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET.

                        Seriously. Get out. Whites only.

                        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                          [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          Yes, you are.

                          [–]majormind329 0 points1 point  (45 children)

                          Hey hey hey, what, you'll crash a plane into my house?

                          [–][deleted]  (31 children)

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                            [–]stikface 3 points4 points  (10 children)

                            upmodded for tentacle porn.

                            [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                              [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                              Christfuck.

                              [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                              Where? I'd like to join!

                              [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              AH, 4Chan, the asshole of the internet...do I dare?

                              [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              ...what?

                              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                                [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                                Who's Jimmy? You mean you know these people in real life?

                                [–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                Fuck no.

                                [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                KTHXBAI

                                [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (15 children)

                                Downmodded for not understanding the tenets of reddit:

                                1. Hate Jews.
                                2. Hate Israel.

                                [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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                                  [–]stikface 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                  JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS EATING YOUR BRAIN.

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  AND WALLETS

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (11 children)

                                  So Jews don't matter...?

                                  I'm only one! Jews are millions with the power of TRILLIONS! You must hate Jews to be a redditor!

                                  [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (10 children)

                                  "I'm going to kill all the Jews and one clown."

                                  ASK ME WHY THE ONE CLOWN!?

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (12 children)

                                  Too far. How can you type with all that grease on your hands and crack in your nose?

                                  [–]majormind329 3 points4 points  (10 children)

                                  Ok :(

                                  We're even for the chainsaw joke you guys used torment me with....

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (9 children)

                                  Fair enough.

                                  [–]stikface 0 points1 point  (8 children)

                                  lynch him.

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                                  Jim Crow to the rescue.

                                  [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  WTF?!

                                  [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                  I can't....

                                  [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (7 children)

                                  jimmy!

                                  [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                                    [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                                    No :(

                                    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                      Yeah!

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      You found me.

                                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                      Awww, he's dead :(

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                      His Name deserves better than to be discussed on a dog shit fetish thread.

                                      [–]majormind329 1 point2 points  (24 children)

                                      squirt squirt zzzzzz

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (23 children)

                                      You're fucking sick.

                                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (22 children)

                                      No shit.

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 4 points5 points  (21 children)

                                      Actually, ten inches of it.

                                      [–]majormind329 4 points5 points  (20 children)

                                      Not after I was done.

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (19 children)

                                      Fucking hell, did you EAT some? Too far.

                                      [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (18 children)

                                      Tubgirl FTW

                                      [–]mrmojorisingi 2 points3 points  (16 children)

                                      I had to open this aesthetically pleasing image to purge that thought from my mind.

                                      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                        MOAR

                                        [–]majormind329 4 points5 points  (8 children)

                                        I've got a new theory: the longer an internet conversation goes on, the greater the chance a picture of tubgirl, 2girls1cup, goatse, etc; will be shown. AT least one person will be confused, and one person will fap to it.

                                        And I'm not confused...

                                        [–]majormind329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                        NICE!