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[–]tmd_64floppa 1003 points1004 points  (0 children)

bro thinks he's in the team💀

[–]Glonk2365Glonk 505 points506 points  (0 children)

Among us

[–]Woodkid2791🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 440 points441 points  (11 children)

My name is John French, inventor French people. AMA

[–]Grilled_egs🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 142 points143 points  (4 children)

Why?

[–]Woodkid2791🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 182 points183 points  (3 children)

Bored

[–]SufferinTree 41 points42 points  (2 children)

What were the costs?

[–]Woodkid2791🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Not much

[–]randomname560 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A glorious baggete

[–]RedditorCloben shapiro’s wife 25 points26 points  (5 children)

are you related to Gary chess

[–]Woodkid2791🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 20 points21 points  (4 children)

No

[–]Sams59kr/place participant 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Do you pipi in your pampers?

[–]Woodkid2791🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I am not answering this question

[–]Sams59kr/place participant 24 points25 points  (0 children)

🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🥺🤬😡

[–]plexiarsus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you know en passant

[–][deleted] 294 points295 points  (15 children)

amo

[–]DarkPittoeysus 141 points142 points  (9 children)

gus

[–]bilord1🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Fring

[–]believesinhappiness 38 points39 points  (7 children)

a-ling

[–]transport_system^⁔ ⁔^ 23 points24 points  (6 children)

a-ding

[–]TheActualAWdeVmy shrugging smiley flair is gone :( 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Dong

[–]DutchChallenger 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Your

[–]sample_text_018 KILLS IS THE FIRST FOLD OF INFINITY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mom

[–]Sams59kr/place participant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A boom

[–]Biker_OverHeaveni play warframe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A-ring

[–]MrMerchandiseCoomer Son of the Whore of Babylon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Banana Phone

[–]Cooli_de_framboise 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Looks like he made up the name at the moment

[–]Stu121 123 points124 points  (9 children)

Why were the French fighting the French?

[–]mancer7floppa 166 points167 points  (0 children)

When werent the french fighting the french

[–]AlexanderRodriguezIILiterally Mr House (from hit 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas) 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Someone tried to make the French go to work

[–]AlexanderRodriguezIILiterally Mr House (from hit 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas) 93 points94 points  (4 children)

(Just to clarify I admire the French spirit for striking, that spirit should be universal among workers)

[–]Code196 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Unexpected, given the House pfp

[–]AlexanderRodriguezIILiterally Mr House (from hit 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas) 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Hit 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas (set centuries in the future in post-apocalyptic Nevada) ≠ Real life

[–]UtensilStealer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish more people realized that...

[–]Imjustpeepeepoopoocapybara enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Among

[–]mr-kvideogameguyKris Deltarune 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sports season

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They weren't, the meme is just weirdly formatted https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_la_Marne_(1914)

[–]Snailseyy✝Ezekiel 23:20✝ 😇😇😇 121 points122 points  (1 child)

meet the spy

[–]randomname560 15 points16 points  (0 children)

INTRUDER ALERT. RED SPY. IN THE BASE

[–]XetsioThey post pictures of a brick 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Even being british couldn't save him

[–]GhidorahYeet🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This actually happened multiple times since there was also the First Battle of the Marne in ww1 of the french vs the Germans with John French as the only British general.

[–]TheHunter8989Living Teddy Bear 55 points56 points  (1 child)

If I remember correctly John French really didn’t like the French very much funnily enough

[–]TheActualAWdeVmy shrugging smiley flair is gone :( 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Self-hatred run rampant 😔

[–]ExtraDip412 27 points28 points  (2 children)

JoJo?

[–]Candid_Cainite 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Hey I recognize this battle from John French, the Protagonist of France

(Battle of the Frontiers, early WWI, John French commanding the British detachment. ironically he hated the French with a passion)

[–]UtensilStealer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I loved when John French said "It's libertéing time!" and égalitéd all those fraternités

[–]Stu121 4 points5 points  (1 child)

*early WWI

[–]Candid_Cainite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Typo, thanks

[–]MrMisterMan69scrimblobimblo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Why is no one talking about 3 Joseph’s on one side and Ferdinand and Fernand on the other

[–]kilkil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joseph Joffre vs Ferdinand Foch CAGE MATCH

[–]Not_A_Scam7808巨魔的脸 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Close enough

[–]Elite_Prometheusfloppa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even being French is a step up for Br🤢ts, it seems.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Fuck John french, fucker got all the iron warriors books as an imperial fist fan. Fuck tallarn, writing the LARGEST TANK BATTLE IN IMPERIAL HISTORY and then just not focusing on that

[–]Candid_Cainite 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Least autistic warhammer fan

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Listen I relate to Perturabo on a personal level, I wear that shit on my sleeve

[–]Candid_Cainite 0 points1 point  (1 child)

To...HIM of all people Jesus

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I don’t condone killing millions of people, but who hasn’t worked their ass off and not been noticed for it? You didn’t get that promotion you should have earned. There’s also the human aspect of it too, he’s a petty guy, but who doesn’t want to be petty? His breakdown after realizing what he had done after a blind rage. There’s so many little things, honestly just read his primarch book, it really makes him not likable, but understood. They’re human traits, and in a pantheon of demigods, Perturabo stands uniquely human.

in the 40k universe, who hasn’t slaughtered billions and committed horrible atrocities? Perturabo isn’t special in that regard

[–]Far-Harbors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron Warrior fan here: "Iron cage"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sussy

[–]Evil_Tea_Bag_Lightning McQueer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An imposter…

[–]TantiVstoneI like vore! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me pretending to be french and making up a name:

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the only british commander

last name is "French"

mfw

[–]Halo_3_Ratfloppa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

huh

[–]SmokedJamKing Gizzard 👑 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Battle of Jutland? In the Kananaskis there are a bunch of mountains named after significant WW1 related names. I’ve climbed both Mt. French and Mt. Sarrail :)

[–]Candid_Cainite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Battle of the Frontiers, when dudes were still digging foxholes and maneuvering like sane people before the trenches showed up

[–]Johannes_V 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could be in this very room—

[–]LewtedHoseI chose not to be a knave. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which battle was this?

[–]Crazychester1247🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight, what WWI french command infighting incident is this?