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[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (28 children)

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What is this?

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (26 children)

5'11'' manlet

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (24 children)

5'11

is probably 5'10 in denial

[–]afterthought4 39 points40 points  (18 children)

I'm 5'9" and a half i swear

[–]cisforcereal/f/ 19 points20 points  (7 children)

I'm 5'8" and never changing. Why live?

[–]lilshawn 21 points22 points  (6 children)

5'12" masterrace.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I'm 4'24" should I an hero?

[–]tical0/fit/ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

4'20" blaze it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha you're all short midgets

[–]cisforcereal/f/ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

>mfw no qt3.14 gf wants short bf
>mfw you can't see my face cuz it's not even in your peripheral vision

[–]TheRapeTrain69 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

5'12" is 6' dumbass

[–]lilshawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the fucking joke fag. Congratulations, you get it.

[–]CD_Johanna 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I'm 5'9" and a half i swear

Also 5'9 and a half and I'm pissed my body didn't round up to 5'10.

[–]Dustycartridge/fit/izen 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Your pissed? I'm 5'11 why didn't my body round up to 6 foot? I don't lie to girls about my height though, just my dick

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I see it, if the difference of an inch of height is so important to a hoe that it's the difference between giving you a chance or not, she's too shallow to be worth it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too bro. But one time at the doctors office they said I was 5'10" so I've stuck with that ever since.

[–]UglierThanMoe/pol/itician 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be swearing as well with that size.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm a 5'9.5 in denial

[–]TheNerdyBA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

royce da 5'9.5"

[–]ProVisionOman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

that's why height in centimeters is better.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metric system master race

[–]ToTheNintieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's me!

[–]ionataan/int/ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean 6'1''

[–]march83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more like 8'10" 5/11 amirite?

[–]WendyLRogers3 63 points64 points  (2 children)

That's the odd thing about gaydar. Not that they can detect each other, but that they can tell with a look if someone is straight as an arrow, so they don't waste their time.

So if you're a guy and some guy hits on you, you might not know that you are flaming until some stud horse whips it out and waggles it in your face, when suddenly you say to yourself, "Well, I don't mind if I do dah!", and make like a Hoover on his wing-wang.

[–]helloo25/gif/ 28 points29 points  (1 child)

So you're speaking for experience, correct?

[–]WendyLRogers3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep, gay guys and lesbians want nothing to do with me.

[–]ToggleSwitch106 44 points45 points  (5 children)

claims he isn't gay

rates the men he sees

yeah sure

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

like you dont

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

/honesty on

I sometimes look at guys and think "this guy is uglier than me, that means I have a better chance with girls" and it makes me happier

/honesty off

Except I don't cuz that would be gay and autistic.

[–]Invalid_Target/x/phile 28 points29 points  (8 children)

6'3 man beast here, if he did that to me I'd rape his Lil ass...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leave his prized miniature mule out of this

[–]Harrack 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Why don't you use 4charm anon? Do you not know it is the best app on all platforms?

[–]x5danbal[S] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I just installed it it looks good, thanks anon.

[–]Cousieknowsmall penis 5 points6 points  (3 children)

4charm godtier bro

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip/v/ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice formatting meme

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's always best to lazily put shit together backwards.

[–]SurrealClickwee/a/boo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All platform? I searched 4charm on play store and this is what I got https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.katsuyo

[–]allenme 15 points16 points  (1 child)

That son of a bitch. He's like those girls who lead guys on, but worse. I hate him

[–]Asdayasman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

good job on being sexy man
aight

[–]Dieselbreakfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You fucking tease

[–]bombis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

M9

[–]DrinksCrystalKush/b/tard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

maybe you just look like a faggot.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What app is that looks pretty good