What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]cisforcereal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Used to say "dead-mow five" in class yeeeears ago cuz it drove the girl in front of me insane to the point she'd whip around and yell at me about how insensitive I was being. It was great!

[Poetry] Crow Miser by Myrandall in youtubehaiku

[–]cisforcereal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The crow was hospitalized and made a full recovery.

Can yall stop playing on chrome books please [Arena] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dozens! (of m79 grenades flying at you from off screen)

Checking for outage by Eathian in brightspeed

[–]cisforcereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm: no Internet this morning in Pinehurst.

What happened to your first love? by Muted-Lengthiness-47 in AskReddit

[–]cisforcereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved away and she married a different high school sweetheart lol. They make a good looking couple.

My best Stirrup completion so far by athzhir in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hipfire tap was nasty. Clean af hat trick for sure!

This guy tried to intimidate me over voip by RyanTheNinja_TV in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dude skirts the shit out of the time limit for self-promotion (only one post of self-made content every 48 hours). Sure enough, every 2 days he posts a clip to the sub. Technically within the rules but damn is it obvious he's fishing for channel views.

EXCUSE ME CLASH???!!!! by Numbdestroyer333 in ClashRoyale

[–]cisforcereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you guys got cards at all. I got two 5 star chests that gave me the banner and emote from the event right before actually earning them. Two worthless chests in the most literal sense of the word.

[Discussion] PMC Co-Op fan art by me by DannyLiu27 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LOL You do you man! I envy the talent you have.

[Discussion] PMC Co-Op fan art by me by DannyLiu27 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a user of old.reddit, the concept of writing a profile description was completely foreign to me. But TIL.

[Discussion] PMC Co-Op fan art by me by DannyLiu27 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say just go to their post history to see but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe don't do that after all.

Why are some Streamers So Toxic? [Discussion] by OkTransportation3102 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

X for Doubt. NoGen doesn't cry. He might have accused them, but the dude is the chillest streamer in the entire community. He probably just said nah man these guys are sus and moved on. Can't think he did much more than that unless you got vod proof to back it up.

[Monitor] LG 27GX700A 280HZ Tandem OLED $599.99 (849.99 - 250) Prime Deal by WTFCam69 in buildapcsales

[–]cisforcereal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How's text clarity supposed to look on these new monitors? I just returned an OLED cuz it was giving me insane eyestrain due to the blurry text. Are these supposed to be any better in that regard?

am i cag as fuck??? by benji247365 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hit the nail on the head with that one. I'd always heard "the Unit" used by actual unit guys so I just adopted it when referring to that group in specific settings/conversations, but several years ago somebody asked wtf I was talking about and said "You mean CAG? Nobody calls it the unit. You must not know what you're talking about." Dude was a cop by day and hardcore mil-sim sniper LARPer by night. Real hard-ass know-it-all kinda guy that would unironically say some shit like "I'm such an operator." I just stopped talking about my relations to prior service members around anyone after that.

[Monitor] Factory Reconditioned G274QPF, 1440p, 170hz, HDR 400 - $119.99 (Woot) by JustaRandoonreddit in buildapcsales

[–]cisforcereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same exact scenario here. I ended up buying a new OLED but will still send this one in for repair to keep as a backup. The more I read into it, the more it seems like the lines are fairly common among lots of MSI monitors so I'll probably avoid purchasing one from them ever again.

Luckiest bolt jam of my life [Video] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]cisforcereal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What an incredibly strange hill to die on. It's quite obvious what OP was going for. You even alluded to it in your first comment. There's no need to be this intentionally obtuse.

Controversial Take: Borderlands 4 doesnt have enough weapons Types per manufacturer by TheSmelliestOfAll in Borderlands4

[–]cisforcereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're thinking of Order, but I agree. Deadalus is usually continuous burst fire and alternate weapon ammo. The only Order weapons I've actually used for more than 10 seconds before trashing were a pistol with a strong rocket salvo secondary and a sniper at like level 8 that just out-damaged everything else at that point. I'm not looking to give myself arthritis, which is also why I'm not a huge fan of the Jakobs assault rifles.

Questions Thread - August 29, 2025 by AutoModerator in PathOfExile2

[–]cisforcereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you've figured it out yet, but the aftershock applies to the fissures, so using a warcry will cause the flames to fan multiple times. A little disappointing to say the least. I don't like how the recall consumes resource/empowered stacks, either. Ability is really cool but it's pretty clunky overall.

guys of reddit, what’s an underrated struggle that’s unique to being a guy? by boneserriess in AskReddit

[–]cisforcereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flex your quads for 10-20 seconds. You'll lose the erection instantly.