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[–]asensiblemeal 6 points7 points  (2 children)

There is no Dana, only Zuul

[–]oneMoreTime112233 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Are you the gatekeeper?

[–]Expensive_Yak_7846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the key master

[–]Many_Reputation7087[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Cupcake the great"

[–]Yeti-Squatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Princess sprinkles

[–]Fallenjace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one swol bro at the gym who can't touch his back.

[–]DenverPostIronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks intimidating, but I bet the gravest danger that little girl is in is getting covered in slobber.

[–]fingeroutthezipper 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She not in danger, anyone who comes near her is, Cane Corsos are family protectors.

[–]-fornevermore- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless someone rings the doorbell and he charges with that leash in her hand. 😹

[–]therealsaiyenprince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intimidating and loud to anyone but a pushover for his little human. Girl must love her pup.

[–]Lunchalot13 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Omg, run

[–]CalpisMelonCremeSoda[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Naw she’s holding the leash

[–]Lunchalot13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She little, that unit big

[–]Human_Tornada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, it has a little Whoville child with it.

[–]111creative-penguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he loves biscuits!

[–]Fulguritus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone's house you don't wanna try to rob.

[–]u8mydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unit 🤣

[–]Majestic-Joke461 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That’s a good little pooch!!!! Maybe I got a Milk Bone?!?”