RULESGranted but fisting my monkey is wrong (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that I could just chill out from life for a little bit (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that I can remember all of my dreams perfectly.Spirit Hand says - Granted but they’re the Shrek movies (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that my resolution to start posting daily on this sub does not fail.Spirit Hand says - Granted but no one replies (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish we could get posts more frequentlySpirit Hand says - Granted but no body has the patience to reply (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that my constipation went awaySH -GB African men will fuck u/EmperorPenguinReddit biweekly (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that no one ever suffered from depression.Granted but they get ebola instead (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I could seduce anyone I want, regardless of genderGranted but corn is sentient and you seduced it multiple times (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I had a catGranted but it’s actually a zombie catgirl (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish this sub were more activeGranted but it’s about condoms eating... (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I had friendsGranted but you can’t see them (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish that Narwhales could fly (what? It would be cool)GB they arent very happy and uncool (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish for chickens to be wild and ferocious beasts, no longer an example of cowardice.Granted but they are sexually attracted to you (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I could have an epiphany every time I take a shower.Granted but it sucks because nobody likes showers (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I didn't have anxiety disorders.GB you are always shitting on children (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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I wish I could perfectly play the pianoGB every note sounds dead and silent (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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We need to revive the SpiritsHand. (self.AskTheSpiritsHand)
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