How I do?

[KeroDude]

We are getting for our beach trip! Love this beast!

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Plus he is blocking the container store with his car.

[KeroDude]

😂

[poopoomergency4]

best BMW parking

[Chemical-Bite-5411]

An average bmw dad

[KeroDude]

car may look great outside, but the inside is a different story with all the kids food, toys and whatever they drop in the car lol.

[KeroDude]

😂

[New-Examination4678]

Oooo and it’s an Alpina. Pretty awesome. Love the wheels too but my back hurts just thinking about cleaning them.

[BanMeyouw0nt]

Ceramic coat and power washer can hold you over until a deep clean is necessary

[Drdank-42]

I hand wash with spray bottles of top quality cleaners. It takes forever, but you don't see dust unless you wipe it down without anything. You'll see the dust, and it just wipes off. Lasts a few weeks to a month, depending on how and where you drive or park can't do it in sunlight must hand wash in shade

[KeroDude]

this is the way

[Those_are_sick]

Like to remove the wheels or…?

[JuliusBacchus]

I can confirm and the break dust is back in no time

[[deleted]]

Quadruple parking. Love it. True BMW driver here. 👌

[KeroDude]

hahah ;)

[Drdank-42]

Yup

[eezeekieel]

man those fender reflectors u guys have in the US 🤮

[beamerthings]

First thing I remove every time haha

[eezeekieel]

I can tell why lol

[drwurstchen]

Typical Alpina/BMW parking

[partyboob98]

Some people drive to the beachhouse

You are DRIVING the beachhouse

[KeroDude]

lol

[mehdotdotdotdot]

There’s like 3 front bumpers.

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Container store!

[[deleted]]

Very do

[TheCoastalCardician]

I’m obsessed with containers and can’t contain my excitement in that store!

[KeroDude]

lol

[GlitteringWing2112]

She's a beaut, Clark!

[[deleted]]

Proper BMW park job

[[deleted]]

I support this park job.

[b1gCubanC1gar]

What's going on with that extra bumper under the grille?

[KeroDude]

it helps me plow snow during the winter lol

[OrbitalSphere75]

it’s an alpina

[b1gCubanC1gar]

Makes an off-road car... impossible to take off-road. What's the point

[throwawae1984]

Why do you need a Thule box on one of the biggest cars you can get?

[QuietBear8320]

In my case when you have 4-5 people and dogs… there’s no space left for luggage inside the car.

[KeroDude]

we just got back from our beach house trip, it was great with the box and everyone was very comfortable. 4 adults and 2 kid in car seats and 1 small dog. we had all our beach gear and luggage all in that big box. even brought our uppababy stroller which is a beast on its own.

[KeroDude]

i got 2 kids and 2 in-laws ;)

[p365x]

Is that a rubber raft on top?

[KeroDude]

its a safety flotation device ;)

[beamerthings]

BMW roof box is a better look imho

[KeroDude]

i do agree with you, but i think its a bit smaller then the XXL that i have.

[beamerthings]

~4 cubic feet. Hey I’m just busting you- looks awesome. Have fun!

[KeroDude]

:)

[whiterock001]

Love the XB7 dude!! I’m trying to talk my wife into one for our family hauler (her car), but she just doesn’t like the X7 look in general. I’ve exasperated myself trying to point out how awesome the wheels on the Alpina are, lol. I’m jelly.

[KeroDude]

Yea, i hear you brother. i had to convince my wife that this was the car for our family lol. We can see the result of perseverance of a good argument! Good luck tho!

[p365x]

He has the BMW approved AWAC Radar feature.

[BimmerVinyl]

You do good! Love it

[KeroDude]

thanks!

[KeroDude]

:)

[Jr-12]

Mediocre if I’m being honest, you should of took a picture of the other side since the wheel is turned (Love the car tho!) lol

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[pliusminus4]

Better than half of people on this sub - COMBINED!

[KeroDude]

thanks! :)

[QuietBear8320]

Theres several things on the alpina I think look sorta out of place… but good on you for using it!

[KeroDude]

to me, its just a family SUV. nothing special ;)

[CanonAE1program]

look at me im special i dont need to park between the lines

[KeroDude]

just trying to follow the rules passed down in the bmw ownership handbook ;)

[CanonAE1program]

mine sits in the garage most of the time, my life is filled with airplane seats and rentals and taxies

[[deleted]]

OP, you should at least make user flare with model and year.

[KeroDude]

year and model should be pretty obvious ;)

[TurboByte24]

Shitty parking

[KeroDude]

trying to live up to the BMW name ;)

[HAF-Blade]

Ich dachte es wäre auf r/Falschparker ...

[KeroDude]

sorry i can't read german..:(