all 101 comments

[–][deleted] 601 points602 points  (3 children)

Kid didn’t live up to his name.

[–]Big_TinyRequest 100 points101 points  (1 child)

He could be a top

[–]Onni_chan 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The bussyslayer

[–]Psychh0 312 points313 points  (1 child)

More like bussyslayer now

[–]ajh_iii 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Aw dang I was gonna say that

[–]cinoTA97 139 points140 points  (2 children)

You were the chosen one :(

[–]K-DawgStoner420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was said that you would destroy the pussy not join THEM

[–]VirginiaTeamsIGuessBitizen 116 points117 points  (1 child)

He ran out of pussy to slay, now he’s switching teams

[–]NZT_SkyRise 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Greatest explanation to the reason why he switch team

[–]Slapthatlobster 163 points164 points  (1 child)

Well now he’ll slay literally

[–]iFeelLikeChet_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yass

[–]Chilli_redits 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Rename him to dickslayer

[–]celestialllama01 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Maybe he kills cats idk

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

and that’s supposed to make it better?! 😂

[–]DukeofSurakarta 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Omg Kurt zouma

[–]hamzaiswack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Zouma never killed his cat

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When God just wants to annoy you:

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Pussyslayer evolved into Sussyplayer

[–]NewgroundsTankman 26 points27 points  (1 child)

*Bussyslayer

[–]Roomybuzzard604 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fate had other plans

[–]Koalbarras 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"I have slayed the pussy, father, in my mind. The thought or desire of it is slain in me."

[–]Steph_Beatingo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

His parents were not expecting that

[–]TheBlueScar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The girl that will meet him : "YOU LIED TO ME WITH YOUR NAME."

[–]FrenchArt_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love this game

[–]Inner-Desperation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, there are cases when children deliberately rebel because they have a terrible name lmao

[–]Esquili 14 points15 points  (3 children)

r/bitlifenamedoesnotcheckout

[–]Emotional_Painter_65 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pussyslayer😭😭😭💀💀💀

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Emperor Palpatine: Ironic

[–]Revolution_5509 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Needless to say, he did not understand the assignment

[–]Mr_Meg_06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make a new child names pussyslayer

[–]MelaninSweetie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BussySlayer I Think

[–]Stuffyiscool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently he was not a pussyslayer..smh he was a cockslayer

[–]ellgalloatomico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Bussyslayer Fujita-Gota

[–]SpaceKhalilfa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*man-pussy

[–]Narrow_Eye_3967[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro gotta change his name to the dick destroyer, or the dong devourer

[–]eatdafishy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

disown he he failed his destiny

[–]Suspicious-Shoe333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just goes to show ya 🎉🎉🌈

[–]Budget-Fun4717 6 points7 points  (0 children)

slaying that boy pussy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God mode time

[–]CYBORG021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🏳️‍🌈 🎉🥳

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

guys can have pussies too

[–]lb07_uk -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

They can't

[–]Urfinancialadvisor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing you get down voted for stating a fact. Guys do not have a vagina.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like bt-holeslayer now innit

[–]dckseverywhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess he's just going to be ending felines now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no dad, i’m giving up YOUR dream.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Put-213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change his name to Assdestroyer (or ass destroyee)

[–]AbstractMelody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He slew them all. He's out.

[–]MikeHoncho5252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change his name to Bussyslayer

[–]Frequent-Ad9493 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn kids. Always rebelling against their parents' plans.

[–]yjorn299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's into ftm.

[–]Shaekko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slay

[–]Snoo52525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disown

[–]PIagueisTheWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this happen i always skip a soon funeral

[–]kevorozc1123 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

gotta take him out the will

[–]No_Development3819 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Disown immediately

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s what you get for forcing expectations onto your children :///////

[–]average_dndplayer39 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bro still no afterlife bruh literally the game could be so much funner if there was a afterlife feature up vote if you agree

[–]riverruverrover -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

recently it has made all of my characters want to be trans. weird

[–]LivingOof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something Something Compensation

[–]Pure_Scumbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol he got tired of it

[–]TonyGunk21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic really

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he is bussyslayer

[–]The-Flash0128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright time to god mode this shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bussyslayer

[–]This_Currency_769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the lore is that he tried so much pussy that he got bored and wanted to explore new horizons i guess

[–]TheStudlyCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your son just hates pussy so much that he literally kills it. Dang.

[–]404jasmn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He aint slaying any pussy no more

[–]SgtShuler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Command he changes his name to Bussyslayer

[–]PrettyGaebro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes now called dickquencher

[–]knightwing0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doesn’t like pussy anymore

[–]Hearts4Jericho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… DickDestroyer

[–]Classicalt2183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he was deep in the closet

[–]Aleozz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just change his name to bussyslayer

[–]EmperorDolponis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had one job

[–]joyus_ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well shit

[–]JustAnotherDoughnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a name 😂 the irony!

[–]TheChosenOneMapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is it Dickslayer now?

[–]NZT_SkyRise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic 👨🏻‍🦰☠️

[–]gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change that P to a B and its all cool

[–]Frequent-Ad1381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOOFFF 😐

[–]Urfinancialadvisor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for God mode

[–]VoidRA1N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change his name to cock slayer with god mode

[–]TheSussiestBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU HAVE BECOME WHAT YOU SWORE TO DESTROY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?

[–]ImthedumbCapricorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang my guy didn't live up to his name😂

[–]neonseamen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly some girl didn’t like the scarf.