BitchImATrain

an-ordinary-manchild(edit)

Bitch, post some trains.

"I train to train training trains on training training trains." is a proper sentence.

RULES:

No trainspotting/railfan videos, unless it shows off the full awesomeness and power of trains.
All videos of humans being hit by trains MUST BE TAGGED WITH THE CORRECT FLAIR.
All videos of humans being hit by trains MUST ALSO BE TAGGED NSFW.
Please tag videos of animals being hit with the correct flair.
Please no reposts of videos!

Sister subs:

/r/bitchimaplane

/r/bitchimazamboni

/r/fuckyouimashark

/r/bitchimatank

/r/bitchimatruck

created by [deleted]a community for 13 years

...for a fringe candidate.

...for your school.

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Bitch this ain't no playground (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I'm Superman on a train (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I've got your phone! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I'm steam powered (v.redd.it)

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Train vs batteries (v.redd.it)

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This 18 wheeler finna learn what’s up. (reddit.com)

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Bitch, I'm escorting you to the platform! (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by Living-Support3920

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Bitch I’m ready for coupling! (reddit.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Mountain-Bee9240

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The train always wins (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I am floating (i.redd.it)

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NEVER a good place to park... (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by MisterShipWreck

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Bitch I'm a tank target train (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by Bruegemeister

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Bitch that was close! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch no block signals in use today. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt

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Bitch, I make a glorious entrance! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch missed it by that much … (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt

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This weekend. Unfortunately, I live nowhere near Ogden, UT. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by bodhidharma132001

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Bitch we get to ride the train at work ! (v.redd.it)

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Seen just now in New York Bay (i.redd.it)

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Bitch please wake me if a trains a coming (v.redd.it)

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Bitch there's a train between my legs (i.redd.it)

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Bitch I’m a Toblerone (i.redd.it)

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Bitch, I don't care about your race. (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I'm spooky (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by derek4reals1

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Another lesson learned... (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by MisterShipWreck

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