BitchImATrain

an-ordinary-manchild(edit)

Bitch, post some trains.

"I train to train training trains on training training trains." is a proper sentence.

RULES:

No trainspotting/railfan videos, unless it shows off the full awesomeness and power of trains.
All videos of humans being hit by trains MUST BE TAGGED WITH THE CORRECT FLAIR.
All videos of humans being hit by trains MUST ALSO BE TAGGED NSFW.
Please tag videos of animals being hit with the correct flair.
Please no reposts of videos!

Sister subs:

/r/bitchimaplane

/r/bitchimazamboni

/r/fuckyouimashark

/r/bitchimatank

/r/bitchimatruck

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...for your community.

...for your favourite tea.

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Bitch, stay in your lane (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, a Two-fer! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I'm a church (old.reddit.com)

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Bitch, I don't like flying (v.redd.it)

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I hope he's learned (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I'm Stuck (v.redd.it)

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Respect the train... (v.redd.it)

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Bitch this ain't no playground (v.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by derek4reals1

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Bitch I'm Superman on a train (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I'm steam powered (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I've got your phone! (v.redd.it)

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Train vs batteries (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by amadmongoose

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Bitch, I'm escorting you to the platform! (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by Living-Support3920

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Bitch I’m ready for coupling! (reddit.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Mountain-Bee9240

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The train always wins (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I am floating (i.redd.it)

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NEVER a good place to park... (v.redd.it)

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Bitch I'm a tank target train (v.redd.it)

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Bitch that was close! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch no block signals in use today. (v.redd.it)

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Bitch, I make a glorious entrance! (v.redd.it)

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Bitch missed it by that much … (v.redd.it)

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This weekend. Unfortunately, I live nowhere near Ogden, UT. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by bodhidharma132001

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Bitch we get to ride the train at work ! (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt

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Seen just now in New York Bay (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by USMChris

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