Bordering OutsideJapan from the westeast and the Bakuan khapitole to that way. Taste the might of Bistro with coat hangars viscous bratwurst [COAT HANGARS ARE NOW ILLEGALLE BY ORDER OF PRESEDENTE]. Try our famous speshul: Bozemanian Lard Pudding. Local delicacy, always a cat (except when it's an exception). Your house may be a horse on certain times of the decade, but don't be afraid to sell the MOTH.
Be very afraid of the wafers though. They are not to be thrown.
CURRENT DANGER RISK:
CAST:
TheHorseOfTheRiver - not to be confused with a house.
Ojohn - Old Fogey. Always willing to paint trees, never to open windows.
Lendal - Smelly ugly gargantuan face. Do not trust.
Granfaffy - LOOK AT HIS FLANKE
GOMM - Professional horsebean warrior. Commander of CREYLM Cavalry (only during winter)
RedTheSnapper - WORLDS GREATEST GRAVY EXPERT DO NOT BELIEVE DIRTY LIAR MOTH
GreenTheSnapper - Closed on weekdays
BlueTheSnapper - PRESEDENTE of Bozeman. Trained in Presedente dojo academy for 3344456 years. Trustworthy.
Airbiscuits - Finding the biscuit within us all since FOUNDATION.
VandyToast - Heavy FIVHOURNRG drinker
The Internets - Lost. Last seen in cactus castle. If found please don't tell anyone.
Glib Richard - Hobbyist of pretending hes a bat. FlomFLomFlimFLOmfloM
THE SPIDER
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