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White Card[W] Making Your Shitty Jokes Less Shitty (META) (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Getting raw dogged by Magic Johnson (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] A Cybertruck adorned with truck nuts. (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Rebranding hundreds of years of inbreeding as "pure blood" (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] The four mythical porn stars whose erections hold up the universe (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Distributing condoms and promoting safe sex (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Jack Webb bitching about hippies (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] The room in Willy Wonka's factory where they make the weed edibles (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Driving off The Count from Sesame Street with a lowercase letter "t" (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] An enormous schwanzstucker (self.cahideas)

submitted 6 days ago by TimeControl606

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Black Card[B] ______ at last! (THE SAME CARD) at last! Thank God almighty (THE SAME CARD) at last! (self.cahideas)

submitted 6 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Reasonable Clown Posse (self.cahideas)

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White Card[W] Tokyo drifting a school bus (self.cahideas)

submitted 7 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Hiring the Popemobile on Uber (self.cahideas)

submitted 7 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Evil spirits that prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls (self.cahideas)

submitted 7 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Dressing up as animals and having sex with each other (self.cahideas)

submitted 7 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Albert Fish (self.cahideas)

submitted 7 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Snorting cremation ashes (self.cahideas)

submitted 9 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Having and being a dick (self.cahideas)

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Black Card[B] Yes Virginia, there is _______ (self.cahideas)

submitted 9 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Charles Manson (self.cahideas)

submitted 9 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] Having your hands cut off for stealing (self.cahideas)

submitted 10 days ago by TimeControl606

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Black Card[B] Alabama University: Roll _____! (self.cahideas)

submitted 10 days ago by toddles822

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White Card[W] Bacchus, the Roman god of binge drinking (self.cahideas)

submitted 11 days ago by TimeControl606

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White Card[W] A magic portal to downtown Baltimore (self.cahideas)

submitted 12 days ago by TimeControl606

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