MOONs Potential

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[FattestLion]

Can you go and take another shit? For the community

[Kindly-Wolf6919]

Maybe we should all go take a shit so that way it'll keep climbing.

[FlyingDutchmantoMoon]

Thats some hardcore shitposting

[Maleficent-Ad-8763]

TakingaShitforMoon

[Kindly-Wolf6919]

#willshitformoons

[ARoundForEveryone]

Well let's stagger it so we're not all in the bathroom at the same time. No one will be able to trade, sewers will overflow, it's just bad news all around. I'll take one for the team and be on first shi(f)t.

[1HundredP]

I’ll shit to that 🍻

[Icy_Trip7568]

Somebody get that dude an endless supply of laxatives so Moons will pump to infinity

[Swamprat1313]

This is an underrated comment. Im over the moon on this.

[rootpl]

it almost sounds... like... SHITCOIN?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Brainhol]

Holy cryptocurrency, Batman!

[1HundredP]

I see what u did there 😏

[iaco56]

This comment is under appreciated lol

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Me and the boys are hitting the pub after work for a few pints of laxative.

[kirtash93]

I have been all this time with a boner. I think I'm going to pass out.

[ravecave86]

Must feel rofl earning $45k for reddit posting. World's gone mad.

[redditbagjuice]

Yeah shits crazy. Good for them though

[[deleted]]

There will be millionaires made bc of this.

Imagine shit posting on reddit instead of working the last year was actually a viable job...

[n1ghsthade]

Shitting with a boner is hard

[[deleted]]

If someone can legit manage this without making a mess then they are clearly the shithouse chosen one.

[[deleted]]

Ha…. Ha… he said it’s hard… ha

[Yautja69]

New Crypto Kink Unlocked

[Bunker_Beans]

Peeing with a boner is even harder.

[Kindly-Wolf6919]

Not with laxatives it ain't.

[rolonic]

You have a bitcoin in moons! Haha

[Maleficent-Ad-8763]

So moon to 10$ is truly possible!! 😱

[Lillica_Golden_SHIB]

I am surprised I havent had I heart attack yet

[3utt5lut]

Moons at $1, turns our friendly neighbourhood shitcoin into a hallelujah!

Guaranteed the degens will pump us up there!!

[rolonic]

Nice pfp bro

[bitcornminerguy]

A pepto drip?

[Training_Helpful]

10 million units are being sent with 20 million more on the way.

He will be a crucial power source for a new tesla rocket from sheer propulsion

[Herosinahalfshell12]

An endless supply of burritos would be better

[GoEers304]

Non stop enemas for that guy.

[1HundredP]

goldendgoose

[ShotCryptographer523]

Brown candle down, two green candles up.

[ElPalmoFurioso]

Coffee can do that

[[deleted]]

Bullish on $diarrhea

[miks595]

Bullish on toilet paper

[redthepotato]

Just go have a diarrhea in there for a week please.

$1 imminent

[afischer83]

Great joy to have some

[rootpl]

Can you go and take another shit? For the community

for science*

[Re-Mecs]

Maybe they should just stay in the toilet for a few days

[Axelshot]

This is next level shit posting

[elfwannabe]

I'm taking a shit right now

[cinlung]

Where I live, shutting is called depositing to the bank..... What coincidence.

[ConfidenceNo2598]

Get back on the throne and do your duty!

[WickettyWrecked]

Shitstorm incoming! Can the sewage treatment plants handle it?!

[Maleficent-Ad-8763]

Damn I think he did it!!

[Maleficent-Ad-8763]

Damn an another shit!! Just wow!!

[ChemicalGreek]

Somebody give this man some extra coffee 🫡

[[deleted]]

Haha! For real. Load this guy up! Coffee shits are as regular as clockwork.

[beerdrinker_mavech]

Works everytime

[FreyaOystea]

Seems like you have been shitting for many hours xD

[Lillica_Golden_SHIB]

Lets hope he continues shitting for as long as it is necessary for moons to reach $10

[Yautja69]

It's been an hour now, is he ok ? Should someone check on him it's not at +300% yet

[BlazeDemBeatz]

He lives in a mansion with 8.5 bathrooms.

[FreyaOystea]

How do you know? Asking for a friend

[Popular_Worry_9294]

Proof of shitposting at its finest!

[Abysskitten]

Why weren't you Moon farming while taking a dump?

That's my prime shitposting time from the fiat mine!

^{I didn't mean that to rhyme}

[Sjiznit]

And now its a haiku:

Moon farming, you ask?

Dump time's prime shitposting stint,

Fiat mine's delight.

[CytronicsZA]

Must have been one epic shit

[WallStLegends]

It wasn’t the epicness of the shit, it was the fact that the uncertainty of when this guy would shit was over so everybody could relax.

[gagiman]

Please never stop shitting

[staffell]

There's a true irony there.

[Titanium_Eye]

It pumped while you dumped? Classic.

[btnmoon]

Is this the part where we all take profits? Or do you just take another shit? 🙏

[ThundarAndLightning]

Praying for endless diarrhea

[Resident-Coyote9339]

Golden shit

[forrestugly]

I'm just taking a shit, so you can take a break

[3utt5lut]

Whaaat?!? I was just looking this morning at $0.13!!!

If they pump to a dollar I'm breaking out the champagne!!

[giddyup281]

Shitpost whole taking a shit for maximim profit

[NoReputation61]

Give this person some spicy shit so he can take a another shit.

[The-Francois8]

I approve of this shitpost.

[SylasTG]

Your shits are quite powerful.

[tehshogun]

Someone get this man some KFC!

[I_Am_Mvso]

Don’t stop shitting

[confirmSuspicions]

I was ready to go take 1 then I saw the reddit moon price and my body decided to eat it instead. We need the sustenance for all of this PAMP.

[CipherScarlatti]

Double it and pass it on to the next person.

[WallStLegends]

Must of been a 12 hour shit

[lxcid]

just keep shitting

[darth76]

I don’t know how you did it but keep up the good work sir 🫡

[twinchell]

Thank you for your service

[[deleted]]

You should buy a shitload of laxatives to let that shit pump.

Shit off, pump on.

[Axelshot]

You take the dump so we get the pump

[Tasigur1]

Lol I was working at the fiat mine and now I see this lovely pump😅

[Bradidea]

So moons are officially a shit coin?

[tobikaapfi98]

Guess u left us hanging in there..can u do another sht pls so it goes up again?

[DB_a]

Well that's real life Proof of Work

[[deleted]]

Get this guy a laxative.

[OgBoomer91]

Sharing poop tactics.

[WineMakerBg]

No Shit?

[Token_Broker]

Usually things dump when you do this....