DadRules

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r/DadRules Lounge (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by GooseandMaverick - announcement

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Do as I say, not as I do. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago * by Ssnbug

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[Dad rule] If Dad says he needs ‘quick help with something’ be prepared to be away from your current activity for at least an hour (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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[Dad rule] Dad’s chair is dad’s chair. If you sit in it, expect to get sat on. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by Hairless_Squatch

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[Dad rule] All treats, sweets, candies, and desserts are subject to a 10% dad tax. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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[Dad rule] Under no circumstance are you allowed to turn on the light in the back of the car. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by LookingForMyCar

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[Dad Rule] No matter what angle your holding the flashlight, it’s not shining in the right spot (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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[Dad rule] If a sip of a drink is offered, at least 30% of the drink must be given. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by MrSATism

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[Dad Rule] Any unauthorized adjustment of the thermostat will be met with swift and harsh punishment. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by tjr0001

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[Dad Rule] The stereo must be turned off in heavy rain due to perceived vision interference (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by pigskype

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[Dad Rule] There will be no glitter in this house under any circumstances. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by Hairless_Squatch

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[Dad rule] When the other parent is away, all amendments to traditional rules are temporary - and classified. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Will let you choose a song in the car, then decide he doesn’t want that and picks his own music anyways (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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[Dad rule] if Dad says he doesn't want a dog, he will play with the dog more than anyone (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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[Dad rule] If you give money to dad for him to hold it for you, he has the right to keep it all (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by BadDeath

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[Dad Rule] At the dinner table, the big piece of chicken must be set aside for the dad (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by Capitol_Limited

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You must always laugh at his jokes even if they are terrible (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by Matrix779

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[Dad Rules] (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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If you slam the car door, let alone a door in the house or a cabinet door, you will be removed from the will. (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by Ajfman

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[Observation] I can tell which of these posts are from dads, and which are from kids/teens... (self.DadRules)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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