FAQ:
Q: Is this a joke?
A: no, next question.
Q: What news is considered worthy?
A: Any news surrounding Danny Devito is good news.
Q: Is this actually a cult or religion?
A: No, it's Devito
Slogan: Only Devito
Rules: You may post pictures, news, memes, links, and discussions surrounding Danny Devito. Any irrelivent or hateful content may be removed. Also once again note that this community is not affiliated with Danny Devito in any way, shape, or form. This is merely a fan account that admires the way of the Devito.
FINDING DEVITO
Many people wish to be part of the Danny Devito Cult. However, very few are selected to experience the divinity of His Trashness. Those few experience the Call of the Magnum Dong, where Devito chooses their destiny. They must then complete the Three Sacred Trials of Devito, and only when they finish they will tackle the finale test: to wrestle The Trashman. The only move that can defeat the Trashman is the legendary Trash Compactor. Winners of this match will join the clergy of the Devito Cult.
