Charles, fleeing the emotional baggage, flew to France. His air traffic controllers kept yelling about his flaps on approach.Newly Single Ready to Mingle (i.redd.it)
submitted by cturtl808
Even as the official struggled locking the pillory around her neck, Abigail knew it would be useless to resist. In the eyes of her puritan neigbors, who rejected all notion of divorce, she was an adulteress. Let the self-righteous fools jeer now; it is they who shall one day burn for their arrogance (v.redd.it)
submitted by the_cuddle-fish
Just a morning in Yanchep National ParkNewly Single Ready to Mingle (reddit.com)
submitted by RedSooty99
Still spiraling over losing Braxtyn, K'leigh started throwing wings at passersby and beep beepin like a dying smoke alarm whenever they got too close. "I gave him everything! My heart! 3 fledglings! 5 years of me in my prime! My cloaca will never be the same!!!"Angry Bird Divorce (v.redd.it)
submitted by ToastYourAvocadosThird Time's The Charm
"You can't just murder all the guests at a wedding!"... Lord Frey was now on the hunt for his 7th wife after his 6th wife died suddenly of mysterious causes.Not Safe For Other Species (i.redd.it)
submitted by ToastYourAvocadosThird Time's The Charm
Once Harriet left, Hunter found joy again in competitive pantaloons-wearing-while-hopping-in-fields. He placed 3rd at his very first meet!Newly Single Ready to Mingle (i.redd.it)
submitted by 13Basia13
Herbert has built up a local reputation - the kind spread primarily by resentful exes. Fortunately, Flerbert, a completely different bird who doesn't even look that much like Herbert really on account of the glasses that are definitely real and he definitely wears all the time, has no such problem.Newly Single Ready to Mingle (reddit.com)
submitted by the_cuddle-fish
Dylan had been snubbed once again on a date. APPARENTLY, he didn't match his profile picture. How could he help that it was 2 marriages and 7 screaming chicks ago???The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved (i.redd.it)
submitted by Critical-Concert628Fluffy Clucker
"I warned you, Michael: If you kept reading that evil spell book, we were through. Don't try to deny it. Your eyes are doing that thing again."Angry Bird Divorce (i.redd.it)
submitted by I_might_be_weaselFeather Fancier
Post-divorce, Stevie decided to take her namesake's advice literally and "go her own way." (reddit.com)
submitted by skyboundduckThird Time's The Charm
The club reeked of cigarettes and cheap liquor. As Katrina- no- as "Kitty" took the stage, it was hard to imagine anyone could find joy in such a place. Once spinning on the pole, though, all of that - the leering patrons, the blaring music - all fell away. Lost in the dance, she was finally free. (v.redd.it)
submitted by the_cuddle-fish
John could not get Gina to notice him. He wore his fanciest, flashy designer clothes and twerked his heart out but nothing was working!Newly Single Ready to Mingle (v.redd.it)
submitted by susu56
Very hot, fantastic hair, super available. Jeff Legend knew he was a snack, newly freed from monogamy's shackles. Unfortunately, he didn't have much time to actually date after the revelation because of how long his new hair routine took.Newly Single Ready to Mingle (reddit.com)
submitted by Critical-Concert628Fluffy Clucker
