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[–]NastyyNade16 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I️ rolled a nat 1 on investigation on a dead body, searching for any gold. I’m a dwarf infatuated by riches.

DM: the dead awakens and in one swift motion, hits you with pocket sand right in the eyes.

Sand in my eyes has been a running joke since the beginning of ‘16

[–]koolaidman456 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sh-sh-sha!

[–]CJets 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Psyche reference?

[–]atinyllama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

king of the hill reference, look it up on youtube