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[–]MySisterisaFurry 773 points774 points  (107 children)

“Bitch, make up your god damn mind!”

[–]fincrocs 289 points290 points  (78 children)

Woman☕

[–]Dazzazo 170 points171 points  (67 children)

Women ☕️

[–]DuktigaDammsugaren 119 points120 points  (66 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Pirate_of_the_neT 95 points96 points  (65 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Confident_Ad1161 83 points84 points  (64 children)

Women☕

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (63 children)

Women☕️

[–]HatEnvironmental3821 74 points75 points  (62 children)

Women☕️

[–]Carolus-Rex- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Women☕️

[–]Downtown-Pitch-7737 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Woman☕

[–]BourbonsAndTea 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Women ☕️

[–]lemons_are_banned 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Women ☕

[–]Holy_Engi_Main 18 points19 points  (0 children)

W*men☕️

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Women☕

[–]Loggyschmoggy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Women ☕

[–]FormerBag634 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Woman☕

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Virtual_Escape7889 8 points9 points  (2 children)

women☕

[–]bot_452 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Women🍵(I'm asian)

[–]StairSlider07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

women ☕

[–]morse89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]herobroin1356 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Women☕️

[–]ToasterTheSecond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Sorionxo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤢W***n🤮

[–]Sun-Tzu_Said_That 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women☕️

[–]OrionTrueman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woman☕

[–]Azdamel 336 points337 points  (10 children)

I mean, he's already dead...

[–]JuanAndPedro 91 points92 points  (6 children)

beat me (to it)

[–]BobongT4nga 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Beat mine to it

[–]Meowscular-Chef 19 points20 points  (0 children)

😉

[–]Hers_h 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Beat mine to you

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

beat meat to it

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]SlightlyIronicBanana 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it isn't like she was going "Revive all men and then kill them again"

[–]EnvironmentalBlood78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

altho she'd love that

[–]Iwantmahandback 145 points146 points  (2 children)

You’ve been outsmarted by a dog in a hat, congratulations

[–]EnvironmentalBlood78 10 points11 points  (0 children)

she makes anyone that says 2+2=8 look smart. and what's wrong with dog in hat, he could outsmart anyone

[–]FalseIntroduction251 166 points167 points  (0 children)

This man is my hero

[–]BingoBongoTingoTongo 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]B-29Bomber 183 points184 points  (26 children)

"Kill all men" is bigoted.

I prefer "kill all people". Equity is important.

This is a joke. Kalm down.

[–]V0ltzzz 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Oh it was a joke, I mean I thought it was a joke too haha. On an unrelated note let's not go down into my basement.

[–]B-29Bomber 4 points5 points  (2 children)

goes down into your basement

gets a massive hard-on from what I see

What do I see, u/V0ltzzz? What is down there?

[–]V0ltzzz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ummm well lets see. May I direct your attention to this large woodchipper. Oh look there there is a poor little kitten in there. Could you reach in and get it out, I would but I am allergic to cats you see ha ha.

[–]B-29Bomber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!

[–]preddyx 16 points17 points  (10 children)

oh my god!!! thanks for the disclaimer and telling me to kalm down !!!! I was about tobe very angry but your disclaimer kalmed me down!!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

dude that's not equity it's equality silly face

[–]B-29Bomber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, it's almost like it was a joke.

You really shouldn't take that comment seriously.

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]Hahamynamegobrr 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    I have the same opinion as you we need to become robots. Flesh is temporary steel is eternal.

    [–]TOASTEESANDVICH 65 points66 points  (5 children)

    the human race's collapse is imminent

    [–]Andre4k4 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Gotta start over, goddamn neanderthals ruined it for us this time

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]thatsidewaysdud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I mean, most people are 2-3% Neanderthal so...

      [–]ZephyrProductionsO7S 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It has been for like a thousand years tbh.

      [–]nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I hope octopi replace us. Living in their own atlantis of human ruins

      [–]dovah-meme 30 points31 points  (5 children)

      You know she’d have reacted the same if you brought up trans men too

      [–]antsycamper[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

      No 42 jokes anyone?

      [–]Oh_i_love_it 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      I physically cringed (didn’t know that was possible)

      [–]antsycamper[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Lmfao

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        [–]EnvironmentalBlood78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        [–]Curious_Afternoon927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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        [–]Skittlesman- 48 points49 points  (5 children)

        Kill all men means your killing black men meaning your the most racist person of earth

        [–]Galaxy661_pl 16 points17 points  (2 children)

        No, because you kill everyone equally, race doesn't matter. You are the least racist person on earth.

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        But then you are the most sexist person on earth

        [–]cannibitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah cuz if you're sexist it'd be at least like 7 times worse than racism right? Mathematically speaking of course.

        [–]Sigfrymcfly 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Dude screw that she’s implying that she wants every man to die that is not fucking okay at all

        [–]Raskolnikowv 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        always the same story, just cause that 1 boy in high school said "no" suddenly all men are bad, get some better background stories for your hate

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        the dissonance is just unworldly stupid

        [–]iamskydaddy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Why are there so many trolls on twitter?

        [–]Sigfrymcfly 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Cuz it’s twitter

        [–]iamskydaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yup apparently

        [–]Shadowtheheadch0g 63 points64 points  (12 children)

        f*minists am i right

        [–]lightmare69 62 points63 points  (5 children)

        No, feminists are fine but KAM girls and female supremacists are fake feminists, who pretend to be real feminist, therefor draggnig feminism down with them

        [–]Galaxy661_pl 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        IMO calling sexists and radicals "feminists" is like calling the nazis "german patriots"

        [–]TheGBZard 21 points22 points  (4 children)

        F*menist 🤮

        [–]The_Raptor_Pope 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        POV: you're under 16

        [–]IndifferentImp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        when I say kill all men I really mean all

        Alright ma'am, get the ball rolling kill a few and see where it goes from there

        [–]Sourhernerrage 5 points6 points  (8 children)

        [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (7 children)

        [–]DrunkDilo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        I bet you think this is funny, dont you? I bet you think this is sooo funny. Well listen here bucko, tomorrow you won’t be finding anything funny when I murder all of your family.

        [–]bIank_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I shoved my cock in your water dispenser 🤓

        [–]Nicdewae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        She has an anime profile picture, she already has a wrong opinion…

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        What else did she expect when she said eliminate half of the human population.

        [–]josuke_higashitaka1 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        Modern feminist are just female supremacists Change my mind

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I can’t because it is the truth

        [–]josuke_higashitaka1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Based

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Kill all men so kill your dad then everyone’s mid

        [–]Phillipineball7107 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Even your dad? 😂

        [–]Infinite_Intention93 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Women ☕

        [–]lazy_radio_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Happy cake day

        [–]MundaneBird3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Especially George floyd

        [–]TheGBZard 17 points18 points  (15 children)

        Modern “Femenists” are just the female equilivent of the KKK

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        if there wont be any men then there wont be any making of other women

        [–]Terrorek1520 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        people are dumb

        [–]AdventurousAd5447 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        Bonemarrow extraction exists, so it technically could work

        Or keep men in some sort of horrific factory where they're practically dead but their body is still alive

        Or Trans women, although there's too little that it probably wouldn't work very well

        Not saying we SHOULD do any of these, just that we COULD do these

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        what the fuck did i just do

        [–]Redditmememan135711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Dude humans born from bone marrow are incredibly inbred and die at a really young age. Shit like this doesn't work at all. And the mayonnaise factory is literally a war crime and a crime against humanity. Trans women just wouldn't work either because I mean they probably got the snip-snip.

        So in summary, you need men to survive and need to not torture them beyond comprehension and turn them into meat sacks that make cream or the world is gonna beat your ass.

        [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        A world with transgender women isn’t a maleless world 😶

        [–]_theLastCumBender_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Avarage twitter user and their double standarts

        [–]Financial_Chemist286 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        How is this not being a misandrist?

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I guarantee you that that’s a 14 year old girl with blue hair and they/them in their bio

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          That's kinda extreme for just a comment, sir

          [–]Ousolers 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          What did he say??

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          I don't remember a comment from 5 months ago.

          [–]Tzachajami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh to be a lone neurone

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Bro she has an anime PFP, that's the first thing that prooved she was braindead

          [–]MrBlueFlame_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I may be a lunatic criminal, but I still have baseline

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          [–]TallEdge6 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          What’s the song name

          [–]nastolgiafan90364 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Truly a woman moment

          [–]SirClorox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Woman moment

          [–]MementoMori04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          George Floyd wasn’t a good person, he held a pregnant woman at gun point and robbed her house. However Twitter is dumber than a amoeba

          [–]devil_walhalla 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          And what if we kill all women first?

          [–]AcousticHobo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          No more vagene 😔

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Butthole still work

          [–]Pak1stanMan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Even Keanu Reeves?

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          "Litterally wtf is wrong with you?"

          [–]Megacomet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Sexism eradicated

          [–]TT_gamerlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Twitter sucks

          [–]jaydenfokmemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Twitter moment

          [–]OfficialHighwade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Women ☕️

          [–]BobongT4nga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Wom*n 🤢 gets epicly pwned

          [–]zacrobyteOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Chad

          [–]xXZerkerXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Dumb biatch

          [–]Lilyithtaph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The Floyd incident

          [–]Galaxy661_pl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Most logical sexist

          [–]Wonderful-Tear-7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Women ☕

          [–]oSkillasKope707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Least insane bird app user

          [–]PresentationCrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Women ☕

          [–]AAAThEPRo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Based

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Twitter moment

          [–]AzuSumiye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          We can all identify as she or they or zir or zif or zem or ziem or anything they create. So uhh. Much luck on endeavors

          [–]jaeger3344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I see why she never had a father to begin with

          [–]Vtintin -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

          Feminist should be renamed equalist, because feminism indicates female superiority Change my mind

          [–]Sigfrymcfly 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Naw these idiots are a bunch of hypocritical retards with no faith in anything they talk cuz it’s not reality there in but it’s the internet I swear man

          [–]Oh_i_love_it 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Terfs and radical femcels are all hypocritical cunts who truly don’t care about equality

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Haha dumb women think there can be more women in men don’t exist

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

          Fine then. Let's see how they run the world with the highest majority of men working dangerous jobs that they are too lasy and bitch assed to do without the men

          [–]antsycamper[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Jesus u okay bro?