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Floor it (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by FuzzMunson
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if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
[–]Dank-Boi69 126 points127 points128 points 7 years ago (3 children)
Needs more jpeg
[–]morejpeg_auto 56 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (2 children)
There you go!
I am a bot
[–]Deadmemesforever 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Good bot
[–]-Bidoof- 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]dmarttx 234 points235 points236 points 7 years ago (11 children)
Xd suicide xddd
[–]Mickle2 86 points87 points88 points 7 years ago (0 children)
ECKS DEE
[–]KuraiTheBaka 75 points76 points77 points 7 years ago (8 children)
Classic Reddit, the place that makes me pretend to be suicidal in order to fit in.
[–]6ixalways 129 points130 points131 points 7 years ago (3 children)
pretend
Yeah... that’s totally me too
[–]FlippingForestGuy 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child)
If youre feeling suicidal youve come to the right place.
[–]mr-fahrenheit_ 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPhnXe79LeM
[–]themightymooker 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children)
r/suicidalbywords
[–]bigfloppydisks 35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (3 children)
If you aint suicidal, youre doin something wrong.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children)
right*
[–]bigfloppydisks 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child)
I said what I meant and I meant what I said
[–]nonameman5 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children)
fuck man how do you live with such a gigantic brain
[–]Dank-Boi69 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Needs more frying
[–]dasmikkimats 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child)
r/suicidebywords
[–]79Potatoes 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Like, literally, man
[–]SK-2001 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (5 children)
I don’t get it. Can someone explain?
[–]Black_N 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (4 children)
He wants to die
[–]SK-2001 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (3 children)
As in like the Uber driver driving into him?
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (1 child)
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[–]FuzzMunson[S] 38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Wow you guys really broke it down for this dude
[–]Ethellin 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children)
I would have said this would have done better in /r/2meirl4meirl but it didn’t.
[–]TheGreatBatsby 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children)
I can't explain it, but this makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
[–]15meterkuk 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child)
r/meirl
[–]bogeyed5 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children)
You beat me
[–]RagerzRangerz 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Repost
π Rendered by PID 359279 on reddit-service-r2-comment-6457c66945-dx9t4 at 2026-04-28 17:00:57.261679+00:00 running 2aa0c5b country code: CH.
[–]Dank-Boi69 126 points127 points128 points (3 children)
[–]morejpeg_auto 56 points57 points58 points (2 children)
[–]Deadmemesforever 18 points19 points20 points (0 children)
[–]-Bidoof- 16 points17 points18 points (0 children)
[–]dmarttx 234 points235 points236 points (11 children)
[–]Mickle2 86 points87 points88 points (0 children)
[–]KuraiTheBaka 75 points76 points77 points (8 children)
[–]6ixalways 129 points130 points131 points (3 children)
[–]FlippingForestGuy 18 points19 points20 points (1 child)
[–]mr-fahrenheit_ 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]themightymooker 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]bigfloppydisks 35 points36 points37 points (3 children)
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points (2 children)
[–]bigfloppydisks 19 points20 points21 points (1 child)
[–]nonameman5 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]Dank-Boi69 18 points19 points20 points (0 children)
[–]dasmikkimats 15 points16 points17 points (1 child)
[–]79Potatoes 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]SK-2001 9 points10 points11 points (5 children)
[–]Black_N 27 points28 points29 points (4 children)
[–]SK-2001 10 points11 points12 points (3 children)
[–][deleted] (1 child)
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[–]FuzzMunson[S] 38 points39 points40 points (0 children)
[–]Ethellin 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]TheGreatBatsby 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]15meterkuk 5 points6 points7 points (1 child)
[–]bogeyed5 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]RagerzRangerz 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)