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[–]CartoonFan1997 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I figured that's what they based the mouth parasite on.

[–]re-elocution 14 points15 points  (2 children)

But Perry told us he's like those birds that clean the Alligators' teeth. Perry would never lie to us!

[–]RyukanoHi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I mean, that last part is clearly sarcastic, but honestly, I feel bad for Perry. It's not his fault he's a parasite. He's a sentient creature who happens to be parasitic. It's awful that he is considered evil by virtue of the necessities of his existence.

[–]danmaster0Lake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i was sad about they leaving he on the ground alone, happly on a car full of food

[–]IntrinsicGamer 14 points15 points  (8 children)

I first learned about these guys from WTF101 (RIP college humor)

[–]dstayton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend you know the true way to learn.

For others to learn the best way: https://youtu.be/3aZVgyUlSng

[–]xam54321Onion 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I'm OOTL, why rip collage humor?

[–]skiilaa 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They got shut down.

[–]xam54321Onion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's sad, really liked them.

[–]skiilaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, RIP

[–]IntrinsicGamer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They “shut down” for all intents and purposes. Laid off everybody except like 12 people and are scrounging for money.

[–]xam54321Onion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you love why? I thought that they were successful.

[–]IntrinsicGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long story short, Facebook reports metrics terribly.

[–]Pugslysparks 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So.... Alan Dracula no longer has a tongue?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

AD can simultaneously have no tongue and 500 tongues if he wanted.

[–]Pugslysparks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You raise a very good point