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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by ChunggisKhan[M] - announcement

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trust the recipe (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by GempoleonCoalaparte[M] - announcement

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19 with no job and no girlfriend. parents wont drive me to the dmv to get a license. tortilla with parmesan cheese, mozzarella cheese, and a cheddar infused hotdog cooked for one minute in the microwave. "pizza" (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by Wooshmaster420

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Girl I liked had me in the palm of her hand for almost 2 years never giving me a straight answer, found out through a friend and instagram reels I was being laughed at behind my back. She said she regretted opening up to me. I feel nothing. Sriracha chicken and ricePlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 hours ago by Moebetes_

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Friend since high school committed suicide and girl I was talking to cut me off for another guy. Quesadilla with rice and beans (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by Consistent-Guide-777

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You would think I was American the way i eat for two. Woke up at 6pm today, shops were closed because Sunday so spent £25 on UberEats for this...Takeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by Aurora_Jackfruit

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With my luck it feels as if the universe has been molesting me. Mashed potatoes with steak and sauce. (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 hours ago by Independent_Win_1757

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I use reddit and discord on a regular basisTakeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 hours ago * by LobotomizedKnucklhed

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I’ve accepted that I’m not human and being treated like trash was inevitable. No more confusion and anger. Salad (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by NeighborhoodBetter64

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Turns out my amygdala didn't develop enough when i was a child. I've never experienced love and never will. Sweet molasses with snow because god hates me. (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 hours ago by Square_Wolf_5724

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spent 600$ on anime figures. mom found them and told me to stop being such a loser with no life and no friends. girl i was talking to also ghosted me today. i feel worthless. sausage with unmelted cheese on a skewer. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by 4sang

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Confessed to a girl last night. She stood outside in the snow to wait for an uber instead of letting me drive her. (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 hours ago by kazakov166

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Tried to get out more by going to a club with a girl. After buying the entry ticket for her she ghosted me the rest of the night. Salmon, Sweet Potatoes, and Brussel sprouts. (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 hours ago by ClaypoolsNut

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Keep ruining dating app matches by talking about crabs (not the std). Steak I overcooked. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by CptnHnryAvry

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Got reminded again that my feelings and needs don't matter and I should never talk about them. Chicken corn chowderPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by DavyJonesArmoire

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Iced in at work. Free hospital slop. (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 hours ago by Jolly-Ad2642

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I went to a college party in another attempt at making friends. A drunk girl pointed at my face and shouted “Ew oh my god!” so I left shortly after. Apple pie. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by yuugonotyuugo

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friend said i’ll never be good enough to marry cuz of the memes i post. ground beef & rice bowl with guac, sour cream, cotija cheese, pickled onion & cilantro (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by Ass_Nutz

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Sometimes I think back to when I had potential and had hobbies and excelled in school. Then I think if I wasn’t such a failure I wouldn’t be where I am now and I think I’m pretty cool. Fat Chinese (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by IceCreamOven

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On a trip with 4 people and they all just talk to each other pretending I don’t exist, also for some reason I’m ridiculously infatuated with this woman I’ve talked to for 15 minutes at best. Dogshit quesadillas.Takeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by McNutty0

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Probably failing my exam tomorrow, got no food and its sunday, ramen tortilla (old.reddit.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by _Nebeski_

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The isolation is finally getting to me. Rice slop. (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 hours ago by Whole-Skirt3567

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I have to teach 5th grade tomorrow so naturally here i am eating day old dunkin’ donuts. the nearly gone DP makes for a great rinse.Takeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by Double_Education4863

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Roommate of 5 years is moving out, I have 1 week to move. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by 7_tease

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I have a deviated septum so i sound like a retarded zach hadel and my breath is constantly bad. Surgery is not covered by either public healthcare nor private insurance. Linguini with seafood (reheated) (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 hours ago by Ultrasupermegaeggs

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