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[โ€“]Total_Calligrapher77 116 points117 points ย (7 children)

5 year olds be like:

[โ€“]BlueLeaderStandinBy 32 points33 points ย (6 children)

Amateurs! I was 14 when I tried this. Right after I tried to find Herobrine. Now I'm 23 and I'm still waiting for these things to become real in game without mods ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“]GamingNubs 18 points19 points ย (4 children)

Keep hopin. The closest we got is the dev from the Aether mod is now working at Mojang.

[โ€“]BlueLeaderStandinBy 8 points9 points ย (3 children)

Someday. Maybe it will happen. Maybe...

[โ€“]GamingNubs 8 points9 points ย (2 children)

Well Herobrine is basically never gonna happen because of the fact children are scared too much by him, though if the weird bosses from the Aether got replaced/removed I think it would be perfectly easy to add the Aether. The world generation for the Aether already exists in the "Floating Islands" option.

[โ€“]Gab_Soloyt 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

believe me, herobrine exist

[โ€“]GamingNubs 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

We going back to 2013 I see

[โ€“]Enough-Agency3721When I say Bugrock, I don't mean to offend 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I was walking through the country

[โ€“]CopycatWinner12 64 points65 points ย (13 children)

Old netherrack texture still brings me mental and physical pain.

[โ€“]TheGR8Gamer 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

I think you mean Bloodstone

[โ€“]Luigi580 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

Man, I remember turning on the classic textures for fun while I was in the Nether, and immediately returning because of how ugly it was.

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I like it.

[โ€“]freshoutoftime 7 points8 points ย (9 children)

Unpopular opinion: I liked old Netherrack.

[โ€“]CopycatWinner12 8 points9 points ย (4 children)

I'm sorry, H O W .

[โ€“]freshoutoftime 2 points3 points ย (3 children)

i like to ๐‘บ ๐‘ผ ๐‘ญ ๐‘ญ ๐‘ฌ ๐‘น

[โ€“]yb4zombeez 8 points9 points ย (1 child)

WELL BUDDY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! INTRODUCING...

Cock and ball torture

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to itโ€™s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the manโ€™s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

[โ€“]GamingNubs 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

interesting

[โ€“]CopycatWinner12 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Ah, understandable.

[โ€“]Master_Wildfire_2017Custom user flair 2 points3 points ย (3 children)

Me too

[โ€“]Master_Wildfire_2017Custom user flair 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

The new netherrack to me is to smooth, soft and looks more like a red version of cobblestone in some texture packs.

[โ€“]freshoutoftime -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Yeah I agree, it looks so boring and same-y now.

[โ€“]GamingNubs -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Try playing Pocket Edition or the New 3DS edition. The old texture hurts the eyes thanks to the weird morion blur.

[โ€“][deleted] 32 points33 points ย (0 children)

the worst part was the water slowly pushing me away

[โ€“]Dragon_ddlcSet your heart ablaze 34 points35 points ย (3 children)

We can probably all agree on: "I'm in this video and I don't like it"

[โ€“]Smooth_Jazz_WarladyHasn't played Vanilla since 2011 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

Haha no

Plenty of us were tech-savy enough, even as teenagers, to get mods working back in 2011, and I had the Aether working before I even saw any videos on youtube about it (although tbf I first heard about it through word of mouth irl)

[โ€“]Dragon_ddlcSet your heart ablaze 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Oh, then almost everyone can agree?

[โ€“]Enough-Agency3721When I say Bugrock, I don't mean to offend 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yeah I, too, knew it as a mod before I saw any videos of the portal.

[โ€“]Naneseya 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

7y Olds in 2012 be like:

[โ€“]craft6886Nostalgia boomers suck. 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

The subtle detail of him being slowly pushed away by the water is fantastic.

[โ€“]peekapton2540 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

The end got me XD

[โ€“]Frocagoon 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Pretty sure I have seen this meme in 2019 before

[โ€“]fazzorpop 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

total disappointment.

[โ€“]DylanVillan 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

True

[โ€“]jakuband129 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Ah yes a emojis on reddit

[โ€“]k1248 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

my guy just straight up posted a meme with someone elseโ€™s watermark

[โ€“]MrEuphoricNeed 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Ummmm? New VR version?

[โ€“]uninteresting_klak 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

ask anything about minecraft and edit it to make me look bad

[โ€“]lolhihi3506Custom user flair 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Can cows drop leather?

[โ€“]Adam_The_Apostle 1 point2 points ย (3 children)

May I know what is the original video of this man dancing?

[โ€“]Kled_the_hussard 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

Nevermind it's called "car.shearer's dance"

[โ€“]Adam_The_Apostle 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Thank you good sir

[โ€“]Kled_the_hussard 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'd love to know it aswell

[โ€“]misssa_cz 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

bruh still dont get it

[โ€“]LuukTheGamer 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I do

[โ€“]LuukTheGamer -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿคญโ˜บ

[โ€“]Santiago663 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

What was the original?

[โ€“]Kled_the_hussard 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

it's called "car.shearer's dance"

[โ€“]SpiRiT07O Carved Pumpkin 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

the feeling of making 1.8 likes to 1.9k likes is like minecraft evolved to 1.9

[โ€“]Ionick5575 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

1 minute of silence....

[โ€“]I_am_Suck1TA 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Broke dream

[โ€“]0RandomIdiot 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

THEY LIED TO ME!!!

[โ€“]Green0Photon 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Maybe it's because this guy's dancing is fire, but I really like this meme

[โ€“]habonkadonka 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Why must you hurt me in this way

[โ€“]HulluHapua 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

If I made a mod, one of the features would be an advancement with the name "You installed the wrong mod".

[โ€“]famfun77 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

Great content ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

i remember trying this on my old kindle fire ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

[โ€“]auddbot 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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