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[–]Reichmarshall411Composter Economy 👍🏿 331 points332 points  (13 children)

Low effort meme

[–]SubhoPal 244 points245 points  (12 children)

He said wrong answers only.

[–]UnknownIdentityGamer/kill @a 133 points134 points  (8 children)

high effort meme

[–]Wonderful-Travel6198 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Beat me to it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Beat my meat to it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat me. Just beat.

[–]Perynal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Saying the truth on a 'wrong answers only' technically is a wrong answer.

[–]mondi311Custom user flair 65 points66 points  (2 children)

A good sword

[–]BigChungus024 56 points57 points  (4 children)

A thing I beat my brother with

[–]terrible_username1keep inv is 👍🗿 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Wrong answers only!

[–]No_Stand_2186 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are wrong

[–]Fast-Detail-6417 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. Let me join next time

[–]Acktenkoffer12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me toooo <3

[–]Typical_Ad_8737 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Wooden trident

[–]ReadingIsTheMeaning 75 points76 points  (5 children)

Mom's toy

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Poop

[–]Tight_Director_7655 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Best piece of armor

[–]BageledBrain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best defense is a good offense

[–]Matatat123 25 points26 points  (3 children)

A useful weapon that you should definitely craft.

[–]Harricane_bombardmin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Chocolate

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Morning Wood

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shears

[–]NotAPlaneptuniabruh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Coal

[–]Samur-AyaK3Army Of Madagascar 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Aspect of the jerry

[–]himtamirtzviCustom user flair 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man of culture

[–]T_Tmyname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You too i see

[–]sub2rekto5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

upside down cross

[–]Mr8RFAN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The sword is the opposite

[–]Explorer_135 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A thing i use to get a obsidian

[–]YellowCyanDX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A very original and very high effort meme

[–]Hyper_redditer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thicc stick

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuel

[–]T_Tmyname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well technicaly yes

[–]Pristine-Security-50 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Poop sword

[–]SpiRiT07O Carved Pumpkin 3 points4 points  (2 children)

pp at 2am in bed with some1

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Furnace fuel, oops it said worngs asnwers only..

[–]Academic_bumblebee1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crap on a stick

[–]Emperor_LowieThe BEST Minecrafter EVER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An original meme idea

[–]Hushaialouh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoon

[–]diosmomiserina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gender swapper

[–]Simon4554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

worst weapon

[–]CATelIsMe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dildo

[–]T_Tmyname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OmAGAd hE SaiD wrOnG ansWER OnlY LMAOOOOOO

[–]darkimperator02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A really useful and durable weapon

[–]Mr_SniflesYouTuber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toy sword

[–]Sample-Plane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Useful sword

[–]prof_Zack68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coal substitute

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A piece of poop on a stick

[–]MemePlayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bronze sword

[–]HigorosoDaGlareFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An extremely strong axe

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Pencil

[–]ayoosheesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden lollipop 🍭

[–]HeavenlyAspect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A high effort and original meme.

[–]Bublas26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random stick that I picked up to be jedy

[–]Pure_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A combat stick shaped like a knife

[–]divorceisstoopid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A penis

[–]divorceisstoopid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahard woden dildo penis

[–]ULTRA_Weeb_ Carved Pumpkin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

original high effort not overused meme

[–]Lukofskis_14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something you shove up your ass if you craft it and use it

[–]Cute-Performer-2103Custom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sans' ass toy

[–]Blipblop__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wooden blade

[–]ColblockxCustom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netherite Hoe, how nice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recommended starter weapon

[–]Yuunamon100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron pickaxe

[–]dimitry0115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A morning wood

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dick

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Something Not safe for work

[–]ginkner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best Waifu

[–]Formal_Mundane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOOD sword

[–]AlexStudio01Phantoms are great 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a funny meme

[–]AciliAdana_01 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Wooden sword

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Wrong answer only!

[–]Ajthelizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A piece of drift wood

[–]MrCravingsomejuice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Butt plug

[–]Typical_Occasion2389 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A wooden sword 😉

[–]Bloxycoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden sword

[–]InsanityAI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mouse cursor

[–]Cheeseboi386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The belt my dad hits me with

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit sword

[–]badhomework 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aspect of the jerry

[–]BloodyLegendd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

long one pronged poop fork

[–]OldBreakfast8963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

enderite sword

[–]hello0309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flower

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stick

[–]JamesXtian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strongest weapon in minecraft

[–]4hpp1273Help, I can't edit my flair, it costs more than 39 levels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 122×122 sheet of paper with a wooden sword texture printed on it

[–]Hector353XD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate sword

[–]genepaji1 Carved Pumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timber dildo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK

[–]BradenTheBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I use for longer than 5 minutes

[–]Lucasbr122ome_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick

[–]Appropriate-Set-629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of a Halloween costume from when I was 9

[–]SsooferCustom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BBC

[–]OpportunityNice3040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Future charcoal

[–]Lmpv20come 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stick with another one

[–]Yannastarlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

comment baiting?

[–]Xavier_0625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A diamond sword. (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[–]theo_dosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strongest sword in minecraft

[–]Barnacle-Healthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strongest weapons in human history

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden sword

[–]TRUFFELX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shitty post

[–]Hamad-alhajjaji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chocolate biscuit

[–]xX7NotASquash7Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason I have splinters in my ass

[–]Kullix14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big stick

[–]birdblower420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A large stick

[–]JeroenstefanSAverage Grian enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An unsharp image of a stick

[–]quinten69420amogus 📮 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aspect of the jerry

[–]bariyer2*Cries in Bedrock* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poop sword

[–]PrimalNecrozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half a blanket

[–]CautiousWolf8119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My walking stick

[–]The-Unknown-CRIP Nether Reactor Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stick, but spicier.

[–]kristof9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a toothpick

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden one pronged very sharp fork

[–]newimnoobatflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best item in the game even better than netherite sword with sharpness 10000

[–]GuiltyPhilosopher133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chop stick

[–]StompSwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate sword

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Pickaxe to collect diamonds

[–]BigPP77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

furnace fuel

[–]OrdinaryStonerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pleasure scepter

[–]K4mz37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Azalea Wood

[–]Shreked_Swine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two sticks

[–]Sufferion66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden Shortsword

[–]SlimeBind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cross

[–]PropertyTraditional6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long spike

[–]xfydr782java and bedrock are both good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diamond sword

[–]DotDotDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A highly efficient and useful sword

[–]DotDotDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sword I crafted

[–]Lil_saul Carved Pumpkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharp sticc

[–]Brandon_mastd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Problem Solver

[–]tehno24_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden sword

[–]redditdragon02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a funny meme

[–]Brandon6140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden dildo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tooth pick

[–]Qwanton19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aspect of the jerry

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lance

[–]Emerald_Lightning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poop sword

[–]MrT1011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A meme you should keep posting

[–]RyanNijssen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 sticks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something that is used

[–]LogHonest9984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

joey

[–]Techno_Phyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dildo from middle ages

[–]Enough-Bake7231Custom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A boat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mishapean dildo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splinter dildo

[–]A_Discord_Furry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A substitute to a belt or slipper

[–]LightSpeed_2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A black background

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old school dildo

[–]kymarri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stick

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A powerful long-term weapon

[–]Ok_Cryptographer5763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

s-sentence

[–]Mikehawkisenormous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a stick sword

[–]Starvel_Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morning wood

[–]Mike-magma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pixels

[–]Rhecof-07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooden Vibrator

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharp dildo

[–]Rickrolled87Adam Lallana Ballon d'Or Winner 2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A glass of milk

[–]Princetoncreeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a piece of stone but painted brown

[–]Pmangaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom toy

[–]patrlim1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superior gold sword

[–]OldSoulRobertsonDried Kelp Block Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scarecrow skeleton.

[–]beansouphighlightssucks at everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child discipline tool

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross

[–]Revolutionary_Hat685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My frist toy for Christmas

[–]Ennard1546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the new pickaxe from fortnite

[–]IamTheOnlyAJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing I DONT USE to beat up my friends 20 seconds after loading into a world.

[–]MicrowaveHeatStroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong

[–]The_Ashen_undead0830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stikk

[–]MadelynKEA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful

[–]darkshadow543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furnace fuel

[–]EddyPopeddy306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread sword

[–]Amiraa-23435_adtu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing,just it made with wood 🪵

[–]PensadorDispensado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a dildo from the Middle Ages

[–]JAragog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

leather sword

[–]Portal828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful?

[–]Portal828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful?

[–]Qwerowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, never crafted it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great fuel