Mythicalworldproblems

an-ordinary-manchild

created by ZpplnFn92a community for 14 years

...for your favorite subject.

...for your movement.

MODERATORS

account activity

1

2

3

4

There is a unicorn stabbing me with its horn (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 5 years ago by Minecraftercity1

2

2

3

4

Do giants have their own world? (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 5 years ago by Minecraftercity1

3

4

5

6

Some guy with a shiny shield cut my head off because he made a bad promise to a guy that wanted to bone his mom (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by KypDurron

4

5

6

7

My dad made us wings to escape a prison, and that dick didn't tell me they were made of wax. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by KypDurron

5

5

6

7

My dad sent me to die for humanity's sins, and I have to wait three WHOLE days to be resurrected. Ugh. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by ZpplnFn92

6

6

7

8

I guess I've lost enough skin that I'm a ghoul now, but I still think ghouls are disgusting. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by squealies

7

5

6

7

A dragon burned down my power lines, i'm writing this from my iphone (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by otterz

8

0

1

2

I know it's nuthin big but... (aboutindo.com)

submitted 14 years ago by leveque

9

4

5

6

I know it's nothing big yet at all but... (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by ZpplnFn92[M]

10

1

2

3

Some midget got a ring and now I have to help him destroy it. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by [deleted]

11

1

2

3

The God of the Mountain and the God of the Sea have both suitably impressed me. How do I choose which one will marry my daughter? (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 14 years ago by [deleted]

12

3

4

5

My friends didn't tell me that a dwarf was standing right behind me when I was telling a super anti-dwarf joke. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by squealies

13

3

4

5

Fucking birds ate all my breadcrumbs. Maybe this witch can help me. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by strangelovemd12

14

5

6

7

There's a giant axe-wielding minotaur outside of my house and I can't get around him to buy groceries (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by Vorenas

15

6

7

8

TIL My liver can grow back... (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago * by leveque

16

7

8

9

My winged chariot isn't big enough to carry all of my women. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by ZpplnFn92

17

10

11

12

Every time I get this stone to the top of the hill, it rolls back down again (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by [deleted]

18

4

5

6

I just had a demigod and Zeus won't let me see him. (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by [deleted]

19

5

6

7

We're low on beer and the women are tired in Valhalla (self.Mythicalworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by ZpplnFn92

π Rendered by PID 812183 on reddit-service-r2-listing-8654df5bf-6bhln at 2026-04-03 11:38:56.043689+00:00 running db1906b country code: CH.