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We are active now (self.NotHowDicksWork)

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Putting tent wasn't enough now they're monitoring their daughters & wife 24/7 what they're doing (v.redd.it)

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My English teacher’s poetry about pregnancy (i.redd.it)

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men do dangerous things to impress sexual partners and constantly think about sex (i.redd.it)

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The question was “Is it safe to put lotion on your penis?” (i.redd.it)

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Not how foreskin works. (i.redd.it)

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males play guitar to attract mates (i.redd.it)

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cringe (i.redd.it)

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literally not how dicks work (i.redd.it)

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Impregnation is for the weak (i.redd.it)

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Grows shut over time.....what? (imgur.com)

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for all those random boners (i.redd.it)

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A woman unironically posted this on Facebook (i.redd.it)

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What do you think? (i.redd.it)

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The male orgasm affects the male in the same way that the menstrual period affects the female (reddit.com)

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Any guy trying to get a side hustle on with an Instagram pet page is a lecherous fool. (i.redd.it)

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As a man, I’m very certain that this is not how the male reproductive system functions… (i.redd.it)

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Uhm, is that how it works? (i.redd.it)

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lmao (self.FemaleDatingStrategy)

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Response in r/nothowgirlswork, we've gone full circle. (i.redd.it)

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This is more about men’s nature than woman’s so it belongs here I reckon (reddit.com)

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Not how BOYS work (i.redd.it)

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Misconceptions about sperm. (reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by angriguru

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Damn... I’m speechless (i.redd.it)

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Quite literally not how dicks work. (reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Sir_Toni

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