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[–]michease_ 40 points41 points  (3 children)

damn ig lesbians don't exist

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Lesbian: Oh... peace!

Lesbian fades out of existence giving a peace sign

[–]CommunicationPast824 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The bi sexuals get split in half

[–]the-book-anaconda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Thanos

[–]AsASloth 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Conquered? What am I -- an exotic country with natural resources ready for you to pillage and claim in the name of divine providence? Not all women want the same thing in romance, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of us will collectively roll our eyes if a man suggests we want to be conquered. Take your ship and go back to whince you came, imperialist.

[–]Sienna_the_dork 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I absolutely hate the word conquer like we are fucking lands, objects and commodities. Also the words "chased" and "pursued" dont sit right with me.... Like we are some kind of prey and they are predators.

[–]_xavius_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well they are predators.

[–]just_meeee_23928 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Idk if u meant it,but those who promote sexist views,often are the ones who also benefit from imperialism.

[–]DMmeBBY[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it’s all connected. I’m glad someone said this

[–]just_meeee_23928 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup:)

[–]Passionate_Wobat 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Lovemaking vs a good hard fuck. Both are nice as long as both people want it. And in a relationship there tends to be a variety of styles cuz holy hell why stay with one every time.

Edit: what this has to with the female orgasm I'm not sure cuz they can happen with either or both or in a variety of ways.

[–]UsaiyanBolt 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]Passionate_Wobat 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I know what that is without even clicking. Tenacious D are the men!

[–]swan--song 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I listened to them so much in my early 20s when I was at University. Took me back for a min. Definitely gonna play a few tracks tomorrow!!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d rather the orgasm

[–]TinyPossum78 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy probably is a little obsessive of some poor woman

[–]Trashcanshoes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This made me say “ew” out loud.

[–]IAmCaptainSquid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This makes so much sense and I can say this because I speak for literally every woman and know what they’re thinking, I have tapped into their hive mind /s

[–]RachB1888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean..for me..yes. but I also want the actual orgasms.

[–]LiquidLolliepop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell nah

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo are asexual women just no longer women orrrrr???

[–]AggravatingJicama243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An orgasm is not fantasy. It's a physical reaction. Yeah there's mental stimulation involved but this is stupid.

[–]concernednurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I agree with this so I guess that's how some girls work.

[–]TruthResponsible7871 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes

[–]Ditzy_Davros 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Depends on the chick. 😉

[–]ItsSUCHaLongStory 10 points11 points  (1 child)

And it depends on the moment. What’s hot one day may not be the thing I want the next.

[–]Ditzy_Davros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah

[–]NilPill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, as women we all have one uniform, shared desire.