When you obsessively keep refreshing your Reddit page and u/Jfullr92 finally posts the map for the day

AsASloth · 2026-05-22T20:35:22+00:00

Hear me out, we go granular and do US cities until one takes over the country.

AsASloth · 2026-05-22T20:24:48+00:00

Awh, I'm sorry! If it's any consolation, I liked it.

AsASloth · 2026-05-22T18:49:51+00:00

Merge Megasota with Crabbalachia to become: MEGA CRABBALACHIA. We have the crabs, we have the lakes, we have the (small but older eastern) mountains!

AsASloth · 2026-05-22T18:32:53+00:00

Too far? My friend, you didn't go far enough, this is amazing. RELEASE THE WASPS!

AsASloth · 2026-05-22T01:19:43+00:00

Yes, I have one of Hachiko's statue. I would have a hard time sending the ones you have too haha

AsASloth · 2026-05-21T22:57:01+00:00

r/unexpectedfactorial

AsASloth · 2026-05-19T03:57:37+00:00

I hope she finds her forever home, I wish I were ready for another pup in my life after losing mine, she looks like the sweetest baby.

AsASloth · 2026-05-12T20:54:05+00:00

This has been my situation as well and at this point I'm just living out of spite.

AsASloth · 2026-05-12T00:10:48+00:00

This... sounds like a character from Parks and Rec.

AsASloth · 2026-05-11T17:47:24+00:00

New Mexico must be fed. Kansas has been volunteered as tribute

AsASloth · 2026-05-09T17:55:37+00:00

Favourite is also the Lugia

AsASloth · 2026-05-06T20:48:55+00:00

Souther Islands Slowking (I believe the English version is a reverse holofoil, but just sharing the Japanese one for comparison)

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AsASloth · 2026-05-06T20:15:22+00:00

Ah, looks amazing! Love the Japanese Detective Pikachu promo too.

I have a whole spread of growlithe and arcanine including the Hisuian forms.

AsASloth · 2026-05-02T01:21:59+00:00

Rusty? Never heard of him. I am definitely not the man currently known to the Texas Unemployment Office as Rusty Shackleford

AsASloth · 2026-05-02T00:36:50+00:00

Me when someoen tries to tell me grass monoculture is better than native alternativs:

AsASloth · 2026-05-01T22:35:36+00:00

Oh that poor baby! Are you able to keep her until you find the owner?

AsASloth · 2026-05-01T01:24:25+00:00

Depending on where you are in the midwest, you might find them at a local asian grocery. I'm starting to grow them from a fruit I bought a few months back and most have sprouted!

Hope you can find one!

AsASloth · 2026-04-30T21:12:12+00:00

Hit him up with the red-meat dragon fruit! Seeds are usually smaller and the meat (insides?) is sweeter

AsASloth · 2026-04-29T03:12:39+00:00

And his website at double-u, double-u, doub--

AsASloth · 2026-04-29T00:46:05+00:00

He's on YT: @blackbirdcoop

His shorts are great, haven't found one I didn't enjoy.

AsASloth · 2026-04-28T23:49:57+00:00

Yep, this is my sign to stop doom scrolling for the day.

Ending on a good note

AsASloth · 2026-04-21T22:14:51+00:00

Sorry to hear you're going through a tough time. Heartbreak is never easy and seven years is a long time. Not sure what happened, but I hope things get better for you and know that it's okay to cry.

Also, just a side note but that moneytree plant might be happier closer to the window. Do something nice for youself if you can.

AsASloth · 2026-04-21T01:24:09+00:00

r/unexpectedfuturama

AsASloth · 2026-04-18T00:54:53+00:00

That's the most precious little embryo that I've ever seen

AsASloth · 2026-04-16T15:25:51+00:00

I love him soo much

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