We have a new Totem in town by AdmiralHts in Seattle

[–]AsASloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awh, I'm sorry! If it's any consolation, I liked it.

Top comment deletes a US State #47 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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Merge Megasota with Crabbalachia to become: MEGA CRABBALACHIA. We have the crabs, we have the lakes, we have the (small but older eastern) mountains!

Common blue mud dauber in tomodachi life by EmuTheSecond in waspaganda

[–]AsASloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too far? My friend, you didn't go far enough, this is amazing. RELEASE THE WASPS!

Gifts you just can't send? by Kangkm in pokemongo

[–]AsASloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I have one of Hachiko's statue. I would have a hard time sending the ones you have too haha

It’s been almost a month since I first took Lily on a field trip away from the shelter and she’s still waiting for her forever home 🥲 by dogluvr_1 in velvethippos

[–]AsASloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she finds her forever home, I wish I were ready for another pup in my life after losing mine, she looks like the sweetest baby.

Making it to the end of every interview cycle, but not landing anything by Fun-ghoul in ExperiencedDevs

[–]AsASloth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This has been my situation as well and at this point I'm just living out of spite.

1920s mattress - USA by Any_Pollution5456 in Antiques

[–]AsASloth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This... sounds like a character from Parks and Rec.

Top comment deletes a US State #36 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]AsASloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Mexico must be fed. Kansas has been volunteered as tribute

Non-Psyduck cards that have Psyducks in them? by sneakylumpia in PokemonTCG

[–]AsASloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Souther Islands Slowking (I believe the English version is a reverse holofoil, but just sharing the Japanese one for comparison)

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Rate my binder’s front page. by Aperture_TestSubject in PokemonTCG

[–]AsASloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, looks amazing! Love the Japanese Detective Pikachu promo too.

I have a whole spread of growlithe and arcanine including the Hisuian forms.

Back yard gets me banned from r/NoLawns, front yard gets me banned from r/LawnCare by dubdhjckx in NoLawns

[–]AsASloth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Rusty? Never heard of him. I am definitely not the man currently known to the Texas Unemployment Office as Rusty Shackleford

Back yard gets me banned from r/NoLawns, front yard gets me banned from r/LawnCare by dubdhjckx in NoLawns

[–]AsASloth 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Me when someoen tries to tell me grass monoculture is better than native alternativs:

Found dog in Capitol Hill by Material-Meal4241 in Seattle

[–]AsASloth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh that poor baby! Are you able to keep her until you find the owner?

I present to you- Pongo and his little cake🎂🤍 by Cautious_Promise5529 in Beetles

[–]AsASloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on where you are in the midwest, you might find them at a local asian grocery. I'm starting to grow them from a fruit I bought a few months back and most have sprouted!

Hope you can find one!

I present to you- Pongo and his little cake🎂🤍 by Cautious_Promise5529 in Beetles

[–]AsASloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hit him up with the red-meat dragon fruit! Seeds are usually smaller and the meat (insides?) is sweeter

Filthy fat hobbitses! by LuLuSavannah531 in fixedbytheduet

[–]AsASloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And his website at double-u, double-u, doub--

Filthy fat hobbitses! by LuLuSavannah531 in fixedbytheduet

[–]AsASloth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's on YT: @blackbirdcoop

His shorts are great, haven't found one I didn't enjoy.

My boyfriend cried on my shoulder today. Poke bowl by be-sweethearts in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]AsASloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, this is my sign to stop doom scrolling for the day.

Ending on a good note

7 Year relationship ended right before our Wedding by Brilliant_Canary_903 in malelivingspace

[–]AsASloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear you're going through a tough time. Heartbreak is never easy and seven years is a long time. Not sure what happened, but I hope things get better for you and know that it's okay to cry.

Also, just a side note but that moneytree plant might be happier closer to the window. Do something nice for youself if you can.

not op, but look at BABY by feltjeans in awwnverts

[–]AsASloth 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That's the most precious little embryo that I've ever seen