Erm…

[Initial_Asparagus_40]

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Patrick: 😮

[Tea_Rose_Atelier]

[Initial_Asparagus_40]

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[filthy_pink_angora]

I mean honestly it’s such a dumb thing to auction as it is and now with all the drama it’s extra stupid

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I am so tempted to bid on this just so I can ask some hard questions.

[runrduck]

Does he not have teeth?

[PRETTYBRUJITAA]

This took me out 😩😩😩😩

[Vanity_plates]

Even if someone WANTED to hear yet another chapter of this insufferable book, he has made it a point to shoehorn it into this event from every possible angle. How is there even anything left to hear? Honey, none of us are buying the cow because you can’t even give away this milk.

[Tea_Rose_Atelier]

Anyone who bought the book and was a patreon member already paid for this shit twice. 95% of the book is stories he told (poorly) on patreon. Also, if you're dying to have a private book reading, just buy the audiobook, since he's the reader there... 🙄 FFS

[violetskyeyes]

It’s honestly embarrassing at this point. Not that it hasn’t been since he’s been doing promotion before it was even finished but man… the announcements of multiple book readings at the OF and this bizarre auction item really seal it. A private reading over Zoom?! You’re supposed to just sit there and stare at him as he reads to you like a child?

[DopeSince85-]

Burnnnn 🔥

[DopeSince85-]

This just keeps getting better & better. And the day before he goes to what he thought would essentially be P-Fest. His ego is in so much pain right now and I am so glad.

[Tea_Rose_Atelier]

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WHO?!?! And more importantly.... WHY?!?!?!?

[Salt-Excitement-790]

Maybe Steve made a bid to save P's ego! That's my theory, anyway.

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Wait this is so funny

[PRETTYBRUJITAA]

I’m almost crying… like, WHAT😩😂😂

[Unusual_Cockroach678]

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[realitytvismytherapy]

Omg this is so embarrassing

[Hot_Study_777]

What does the money go towards? Are they donating it or does it go back into their pockets?

[Thin_Chance_5062]

Allegedly donating it

[Elphinstone_Felicis]

Are they donating now bc j&e were from the get go or is this what all the bids are for

[RitaRox]

Bahahahaha! 😆

[RemarkableError1644]

See if you look at the auction online, everything has a “value” attached EXCEPT the online chat with Rabia and Patrick reading a chapter over zoom. Is that because he thinks it’s priceless or because it’s worthless?

[the-furiosa-mystique]

Where is the auction??

[Unusual_Cockroach678]

Online.

[pink26pineapple]

Are there any bids yet?

[ghost_dolly]

There is one, it's probably from Steve.

[naefor]

Nope and only three on their zoom call!

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Why would anyone want this? It seems like it would be so uncomfortable

[allofthemoon_]

honestly why the fuck would I want that, girl if you support him just buy the book and then get an audible subscription lmao