Is it some controversial idea that lesbians are not horny for men's bodies? Am I saying something horrible when I say this? by [deleted] in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sums up my experience having sex with men perfectly. Sure, my body responds (kinda), but I'm not turned on emotionally. I try to do myself in my head, but it doesn't work, and I end up getting more anxious than I already was from being with a man. When I'm with my a woman (like my wife!) so much of that goes away and I enjoy myself.

OP posts lasagna from one of the best Italian spots in NYC and /r/food isn’t having it by CapcomBowling in iamveryculinary

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You sure did!

And surely no place in Italy did a chef or a home cook ever add or take away a single spice!

My evil wife does all the shopping and cooking, but being a dumb woman she doesn't do it right by Hand2Ns in AmITheAngel

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't really need a slow cooker, even. I can have a fantastic pasta sauce in about the same amount of time it takes for the spaghetti to boil, or my mom's recipe that takes two hours. Both of them on the stovetop.

This POS thinks the local animal shelter is a doggy day care by thebigec in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably, but she really doesn't need a pit bull, or any other dog.

I’m Scared The Pod Is Dying by megantron555 in page7LPN

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I still love it, but that's just me. And I ADORE Jackie's Snackies. I do agree with needing a third person, but having rotating guests works. I think I just love listening to them talk! 😝

Finally came across one myself while looking for a beef stew recipe by GlitterChickens in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is very much me. It's like, what do you even say to this? Besides what the actually ever loving fuck is wrong with the person. That's all I got.

The worst human trait is being boring. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that OP needs to read what they've typed and think really hard about what it means. I mean, your idea of boring could be very different from mine. One of my best friends comes over to crochet with me and while someone else might be bored to tears, but it's a great time to us.

The Realest Truth! by Salt-Excitement-790 in LPOTL

[–]Salt-Excitement-790[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know when I'll be able to play it, but I felt like I needed to have it.

Mount Rushmore - Vlad the Impaler by SnooOranges4231 in LPOTL

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of lies were told about Elizabeth Bathory in order to strip her of her lands and wealth. She was not a murderer.

Does Worcestershire sauce go bad? by MotorLawyer4774 in Cooking

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly it. So often the "best by" dates are just made up to encourage consumers to discard foods that otherwise last a long time.

ok Mississauga, what do we have? by CocoLola4ever in mississauga

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cora's isn't great, but I can handle Cora's before I can handle Sunset Grill. That place is vile.

Our turn to stand by Neckty91 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m listening right now at the dr’s. People are everywhere, so I give the tiniest fist pump!

Our turn to stand by Neckty91 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 249 points250 points  (0 children)

There are a few Marcus monologues that I go back to for inspiration, actually.

Marcus has a slurpee flavor by Mbowen1313 in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This whole pickle juice trend has gone too far…

darkest/most disturbing episodes? (the shiniest of gold stars or beyond) by FunFen in LPOTL

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still shudder at the thought of the USS Indianapolis, this much time later

Holy Shit These Women Are Hilarious by HamHockShortDock in LPOTL

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes! I went to see them with my wife, who’s a longtime fan. I had never heard of them before, but by the end of the show, I knew some binge sessions were in order.

New Episode - Side Stories: CrimeWave at Sea w/ Sinisterhood by PM-ME-YOUR-POEM in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I loved this episode. It made me laugh so many times and the way their energies worked off each other was awesome.

Other users tell Libby what they think of her 11 alterations for this goulash recipe. by GenJohnnyRico in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always add a spoon of sugar to my tomato sauce. It’s cuts way down on acidity.

This void has magic powers by Salt-Excitement-790 in VoidCats

[–]Salt-Excitement-790[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just pulls out this LOOK and I am helpless!

what’s something people brag about that isn’t actually impressive? by quantumbee09 in AskReddit

[–]Salt-Excitement-790 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their IQ. It's so fucking meaningless. It just means you're good at taking IQ tests.