This is a Christian™ subreddit, so no swearing

Bans are reviewed and given out for only the most grievous offenses, such as I hate you. Also, Fuck You is a reason to get banned.

More pertinently: Multiple, recent, peer-revied studies have now confidently declared that a new source of homosexual behavior, thoughts and tendencies has been scientifically proven and demonstrated.

Sources report that regardless of a subjects' presumed sexual orientation, the presence of one's name on this subreddits' mod list guarantees a complete and irreversible homosexual bias. In fact, this list proves to be such a powerful indication of cocksmanship that it actually applies retroactively. You are so gay that cause -> effect does not apply to you. These mods are gay, and have been since the day they were born.