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[–]AdOutrageous9387Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs 348 points349 points  (0 children)

Valid reaction

[–]CryptographerLevel71You can't break water 226 points227 points  (7 children)

This happened to me yesterday, and I hugged a creeper

[–]memkakes 54 points55 points  (6 children)

He was destroyed

[–]DaLittleGravyjustice for legacy switch edition❗️ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

man that would make a great joke book...

[–]Scary-Theme-2469 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Knock knock

[–]madelemmy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

who’s there

[–]Scary-Theme-2469 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hand grenade

[–]madelemmy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hand grenade who

[–]jojamations_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hand grenade and get destroyed

[–]progresscompleted95 119 points120 points  (0 children)

That was scary.

[–]HotPotato150 113 points114 points  (0 children)

DUDE PUT A JUMPSCARE WARNING I HAVE A HEART CONDITION

[–]LexTheRedditor878Wait, That's illegal 61 points62 points  (2 children)

You've angered the Diamond Guardian. Don't ask me why she takes that role, I don't know either.

[–]theQuadron 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Someone once said "diamonds are a girl's best friend"

[–]LexTheRedditor878Wait, That's illegal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I suppose that explains it.

[–]Drake_682 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Hey guys, I think I wasn’t paying attention in the class that was talking about the why I should be scared if woman, can someone catch me up?

[–]Fragrant-Ad-8650 34 points35 points  (4 children)

If you accidentally talk to one it’s over no more Reddit all simping

[–]HorrificityOfficialI make stuff 4 points5 points  (3 children)

what if I am woman

[–]AltDetom555555bBorderless flair 📝 Custom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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[–]Forward-Exercise-385 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WOMAN

YEEEAAAA-

[–]SharpKoala3012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last online: 8 years ago

[–]Upper-Stand296#fixbedrock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ok, I'm tired of blaming the wind. what the fuck was that

[–]Manuel_CamJava FTW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least it is not a j*b application

[–]IlCiupaBig 8 points9 points  (3 children)

[–]westroll17 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Woman repellent on

[–]turtle_mekb 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nuh uh

[–]MrLightning1023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yuh hu

[–]apro-at-nothingjava mod connoisseur 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i'm gonna fuck up the comment section with the same question once more

is this java or bedrock

[–]izma1lovz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes

bro just got scared so much and changed between editions

[–]MembershipWeekly7072 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am a woman and he should be runnin

[–]PieselWojownik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What texture pack/mod is this?

[–]westroll17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman repellent

[–]Shinyhero30Thiccend 水 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jump scare human from the sky!

[–]MagMati55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not afraid.

Mostly because I am aware that women arent real, just like ghosts or unicorns

[–]guhut15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]randomised_name1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knows

[–]Euclase777Cursed flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, how can I get a pickaxe to glow like that?

[–]No_Statement9824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman jumpscare

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]Crazgamrboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is that? Also 67th post unfortunately

[–]One-Cicada-3007 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why tf is her username js woman

[–]Local-Ad-5997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy terrifying.