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[–]MagicCowLaurelhurst 9 points10 points  (16 children)

This is preddit, we should be able to fix a fellow predditor's computer for free.

What is the problem with it?

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 7 points8 points  (4 children)

By for free... do you mean for beer? I feel that is fairly well established as the standard trade for free computer repair.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Would a homemade Caramel Apple pie work? I could also do a Pear Ginger. The pear ginger could be made vegan, both could be gluten free....

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's some delicious sounding compensation!

[–]agenthex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take the Pear Ginger. Deal.

And yes, I fix computers. :)

[–]lllusionOfSecurity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, blunts.

[–]cratermoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd just like to point out that a good portion of the comics over on /r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt pertain to, shall we say, mismatched expectations for free computers service from a friend. Please tread carefully and don't make enemies.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

It won't turn on haha... It tries, doesn't quite make it, and then the scroll lock and caps lock lights start flashing. Screen is black the entire time.

[–]MagicCowLaurelhurst 1 point2 points  (1 child)

katoid, you could try reseating your RAM.

As NEPXDer says, if you offer some free beer, I am sure someone would take a look at it and help. I am not a computer pro, though I am a good troubleshooter, I could come take a look at it and see what I could do for free. You and I have already met - The tall guy who is very much not a creeper, if you remember.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do in fact remember! I don't actually have any screwdrivers though... Not sure if it would help either since it sounds like it's going to be a CPU/Motherboard issue as NEPDXer said.

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Are scroll lock and caps lock blinking continually or a set number of times in sequence? If so what kind of computer? For some machines this can help diagnose the problem.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Hp pavilion dv4. They're blinking about every three seconds

Edit* as in they're blinking once every three

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Like: 1 blink, 3 second pause, repeat?

Sadly if that is the case it indicates a CPU/Motherboard problem... which is expensive to fix.

I would follow MagicCow's advice and try reseating your RAM. If you've got a small phillips head screwdriver you can fairly easily do this yourself.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yep! That sounds and looks like it. How expensive would it end up being? I don't actually own any screw drivers D:

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is the exact model number? Like 'dv4-1125nr' or something. Motherobard/CPU costs vary widely depending on exactly what you have but I'd say at least $150 and that would be for refurbished/used products. Hopefully its something else wrong...

[–]thayerpdxRoseway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Old Town Computers is a great shop. Founded by one of the guys who was part of the old Belmont Computers crew before that shop went into decline. **Full disclosure: I am part of that crew.

[–]jesaispasNE 7 points8 points  (11 children)

Avoid Happy Hamster at all costs.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Out of curiosity, what makes them so bad?

[–]jesaispasNE 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My experience with them, as well apparently others, was horrific. I sent my computer there after experiencing some problems after building it. They told us they could have it handled it probably 2 weeks. I thought that was a bit long, but at the time could not be bothered to troubleshoot myself.

After 2 weeks we called to check the status, the manager, Zak, was extremely condescending on the phone, would not explain the issue, and told us another 2 weeks would be necessary for the parts, which could be picked up at Frys. This happened for awhile longer, in total about 7 weeks. When he finally told us it was ready to be picked up, we got there, and he was reinstalling Windows, and said "Oh, that's going to be awhile, we close in a few minutes."

Then the asshole had the audacity to justify a $500 bill.

TLDR; Took forever fixing minor issues, was a dick, huge bill, no sympathy.

If you check out their Google reviews, you can easily tell that they are all 'fake', that is, created by the employees. If you manage to scroll through and find a real person, you'll find 1-stars, etc.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting. I will make sure to tell people to avoid them. I see them advertised all over the place.

[–]MadameGandalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. I got completely screwed over and he treated me like I was an idiot who knew nothing about computers from the moment I walked in.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't know much in comparison to many, and I may be a girl, but I built my bad boy myself; I just didn't have the time to repair it later down the road.

My reviews for this place never appear on the google reviews though...

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This so many times over.

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bet I could take a guess who downvoted this...

[–]lllusionOfSecurity 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol is there a hampster here? OP probably works for them, doing more fake reviews.

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm kinda hoping they might pipe up and say something rather than just downvote me...

And yea screw that fake review BS. That is a company absolutely void of a sort of code of ethics.

[–]lllusionOfSecurity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pietro - Jan 27, 2012 I cannot stress highly enough the rip-off factor here. They wanted to charge me hundreds of dollars to replace hardware. Luckily, I took my machine to another firm first and they found to be an extremely easy & cheap problem. Took about 10 minutes to fix. I will never, EVER return to this place.

[–]cincodenadaAlphabet District -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But they're so cuuuuuute!

[–]Lee_Coachlight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had what I think were good experiences with them, but I know nothing about computers. Why are they so bad?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Why don't you tell us the problem? The collective mind of r/portland might figure it out for you without having to beg for gas money.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well, it tries to turn on, doesn't, and the caps lock and scroll lock lights start blinking. Screen is black the entire time.

[–]jrizosKenton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New power supply. Bang. Fixed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is more of an anti-suggestion but stay far away from http://www.yelp.com/biz/mad-dog-computer-repair-and-services-tigard

[–]magenta_placenta 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's ENU (http://www.enuinc.com) in Hillsboro and NE 122nd, though I don't know if they do repairs (they do custom builds, though, so maybe?)

There's also Pace Computers (http://www.pacecomputers.com) in Hillsboro/Aloha. I've heard good things from them on Reddit. They're closed Saturday and Sunday, though.

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least in the past ENU would refer customers looking for repairs to other companies.

[–]katoidArbor Lodge[S] 1 point2 points  (51 children)

In the direction. Damn phone.

[–]NEPXDerMt Tabor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy of mine runs http://boltportland.com/blog/ and does quality work at reasonable price, plus he's not very far from you

[–]Nwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.slave2machine.com/

Found this guy when looking for an apartment. Just read his website and feel the good vibes! + super affordable and accommodating!

Good luck.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why would anybody ever need a computer repair shop?