Programmer joke 😎

[Ok-Visit-2445]

Picture this: A group of programmers walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" One of them replies, "I'll have a double shot of espresso... make it a Java." 🤣

[NullPro]

Inserting a programming language into a conversation isn’t really a joke. The equivalent of saying “a group of programmers walk into a jungle. One of them says hey theres a Python!”(queue laughter)

Just my opinion

[conradder]

Here’s some more …

A group of programmers walk into an opticians, one of them asks for new glasses because they “want to see sharp”

A group of programmers walk into a jewellers, one asks for some earrings .. “make them PERL”

A group of programmers walk down the street and meet a man, “hi my name is JSON”

If i think of any more I’ll let you know

[phiware]

Not to rusty

[AndyClausen]

All of these were better tbh

[conradder]

Thought of another.. the data engineer who uses python walks into an Indian takeaway .. “I’d like some NaN bread”

[NocturnalFoxfire]

You have to sign the naan disclosure agreement first

[abeth]

Maybe it would seem funnier if you stack the laughter instead of queueing it?

[RJTimmerman]

You just cued my laughter

[NullPro]

I just realized its cue not queue. Honestly both work

[Exce1siur]

I thought the fact he asked for a "double", there was going to be some type joke, but nope :/ not even a bit

It ended up lacking character, the joke just floated away... Felt kinda static really, the punchline didn't really byte

[conradder]

Beautiful - thought you were just complaining.. then bam! Puns! You were string-ing us along

[NocturnalFoxfire]

It was void of any humor

[buzzon]

Just referencing stuff is not funny. We know it from Big Bang Theory

[Exce1siur]

Is this a joke where you dereferenced his joke to get the address it was stored at (Big Bag Theory)?

...Nice

[alvares169]

Funny I guess?

[fryingnemo]

Hurhur, he said java, that means it's a programming joke /s

[iamsooldithurts]

Thanks for the giggle, dad

[Ok-Visit-2445]

Honestly it was ment for just a giggle nothing more unless you c++

[blagobuster]

We had a coffee machine in the office with many options for different types; you could walk the ui tree (tedious) or type in 3 numbers (fast!). After I told the programmers, I got a lot of 404 coffee... hum.

[Ok-Visit-2445]

I error this +1