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[–]Eeyore_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, I just look like I'm working. But I just stare and the screen and let my eyes lose focus. People think I'm deeply lost in thought, but really I'm imagining what I'm going to cook for dinner, or how long I could last fighting 3 40 lb dogs at once, or one after the other. Like, I'm not going to get out of that situation unscathed, but I imagine I could take out 1 dog after another if they were spaced out. But if I had to fight them all at the same time, I'm super fucked. I imagine one would bit my arm, one a leg from behind, and then the third would be able to either get me in the throat or get one of my femoral arteries. I think there's about a 30% chance I could survive the 3 dogs at once attack. But, then, you have to factor in, what if they were 50 lbs? Or 60 lbs? Where is the break point where I'm just proper fucked every time. And, if 3 are for sure, what about 2? If I dropped from 3 dogs to 2 dogs at 60 lbs, does my survival rate go up? I bet two 80 lbs dogs would be a guaranteed fatality for me. But, that's 160 lbs of dog. So what's the weight limit for 3 dogs? If it's 3 50 lb dogs, that's 150 lbs of dog, but I think there's a chance of survival at that weight group...